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The Autobiography of William Jerdan
William Jerdan, “A Brace of Opposition Similes,” The Sun [1813]
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Vol. I. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Introductory
Ch. 2: Childhood
Ch. 3: Boyhood
Ch. 4: London
Ch. 5: Companions
Ch. 6: The Cypher
Ch. 7: Edinburgh
Ch. 8: Edinburgh
Ch. 9: Excursion
Ch. 10: Naval Services
Ch. 11: Periodical Press
Ch. 12: Periodical Press
Ch. 13: Past Times
Ch. 14: Past Times
Ch. 15: Literary
Ch. 16: War & Jubilees
Ch. 17: The Criminal
Ch. 18: Mr. Perceval
Ch. 19: Poets
Ch. 20: The Sun
Ch. 21: Sun Anecdotes
Ch. 22: Paris in 1814
Ch. 23: Paris in 1814
Ch. 24: Byron
Vol. I. Appendices
Scott Anecdote
Burns Anecdote
Life of Thomson
John Stuart Jerdan
Scottish Lawyers
Sleepless Woman
Canning Anecdote
Southey in The Sun
Hood’s Lamia
Murder of Perceval
Vol. II. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Literary
Ch. 2: Mr. Canning
Ch. 3: The Sun
Ch. 4: Amusements
Ch. 5: Misfortune
Ch. 6: Shreds & Patches
Ch. 7: A Character
Ch. 8: Varieties
Ch. 9: Ingratitude
Ch. 10: Robert Burns
Ch. 11: Canning
Ch. 12: Litigation
Ch. 13: The Sun
Ch. 14: Literary Gazette
Ch. 15: Literary Gazette
Ch. 16: John Trotter
Ch. 17: Contributors
Ch. 18: Poets
Ch 19: Peter Pindar
Ch 20: Lord Munster
Ch 21: My Writings
Vol. II. Appendices
The Satirist.
Authors and Artists.
The Treasury
Morning Chronicle
Chevalier Taylor
Correspondence
Foreign Journals
Postscript
Vol. III. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Literary Pursuits
Ch. 2: Literary Labour
Ch. 3: Poetry
Ch. 4: Coleridge
Ch 5: Criticisms
Ch. 6: Wm Gifford
Ch. 7: W. H. Pyne
Ch. 8: Bernard Barton
Ch. 9: Insanity
Ch. 10: The R.S.L.
Ch. 11: The R.S.L.
Ch. 12: L.E.L.
Ch. 13: L.E.L.
Ch. 14: The Past
Ch. 15: Literati
Ch. 16: A. Conway
Ch. 17: Wellesleys
Ch. 18: Literary Gazette
Ch. 19: James Perry
Ch. 20: Personal Affairs
Vol. III. Appendices
Literary Poverty
Coleridge
Ismael Fitzadam
Mr. Tompkisson
Mrs. Hemans
A New Review
Debrett’s Peerage
Procter’s Poems
Poems by Others
Poems by Jerdan
Vol. IV. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Critical Glances
Ch. 2: Personal Notes
Ch. 3: Fresh Start
Ch. 4: Thomas Hunt
Ch. 5: On Life
Ch. 6: Periodical Press
Ch. 7: Quarterly Review
Ch. 8: My Own Life
Ch. 9: Mr. Canning
Ch. 10: Anecdotes
Ch. 11: Bulwer-Lytton
Ch. 12: G. P. R. James
Ch. 13: Finance
Ch. 14: Private Life
Ch. 15: Learned Societies
Ch. 16: British Association
Ch. 17: Literary Characters
Ch. 18: Literary List
Ch. 19: Club Law
Ch. 20: Conclusion
Vol. IV. Appendix
Gerald Griffin
W. H. Ainsworth
James Weddell
The Last Bottle
N. T. Carrington
The Literary Fund
Letter from L.E.L.
Geographical Society
Baby, a Memoir
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A BRACE OF OPPOSITION SIMILES.
Cur! cur!
You must have seen, pray han’t you Sir?
In London streets, a yelping cur,
In trust of waggon proud:
Trampling the bales of goods below,
Barking at crowds who near him go,
Snarling, and racing to and fro,
Busy, offensive, loud.
Of office insolently vain,
He snaps, and growls, and snaps again—
A plague to all around;
And yet with all this battling stout,
Of what he really is about,
And worth of charge which prompts this rout,
In ignorance profound.
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A cur, you may have seen beside.
To axle-tree by cord fast tied,
Beneath a cart, God wot;
The string about his neck he feels,
He twists, he writhes, he pulls, he reels,
And wheels about between the wheels,
Compelled along to trot.
Like vanquished slave in ancient war,
Chained to the spoke of Victor’s car,
A triumph to adorn;
His dreary howl ascends the sky,
Amid the shouts of victory,
No sharer in the general cry,
But wretched and forlorn.
Thus ’tis that “all the talent” crew,
Appear presented to our view
A currish-tempered race;
Barking and yelping with the best,
Snarling and biting without rest,
To all, and to themselves a pest,
When raised aloft to place.
Tearing about, so loud of voice,
So pert, and prodigal of noise,
And self-importance too!
Spoiling the goods beneath their care,
Yet bustling, chaffing, here and there,
Though impotent to guard the ware,
Or real service do.
And so again did they appear,
Tied to the cart (their proper sphere),
Unwilling tugged along;
With all their backward jerks so hard
Its progress trying to retard,
With filth their fate, scorn their reward,
In struggling with the strong.
And now when victory’s acclaim,
To glory gives Britannia’s name,
In notes which mount to heaven!
Still, like the cur, their helpless fate
They mourn, while all the land’s elate,
And, wretched, grace their rivals’ state
In pomp of triumph driven.
On with the car they must proceed,
Strengthless to leave it, or impede
The splendid course it rolls;
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Reluctant, howling, stubborn, slow,
With joy they mix their screams of woe,
And that good men with transports glow,
Embitters more their souls!