REVIEW, &c.
The human mind has appeared, during the last
thirty years, in a different light from what it ever before presented. Its progress in the
preceding ages was, no doubt, perceptible, frequently rapid, often unprecedented; yet these
were only periods more remarkable, from the extraordinary contrast they bore to others, than
from their own peculiar importance. But the moment that ushered in the present æra,
brought along with it the triumphs of the human mind, and swift, as the flight of time, have
been its advances in science and literature. The immortal spirit, imbued with all the former
acquirements of knowledge, has aroused from the technical rules and precise limits that chained
it,—it has burst these fetters, displayed its strength, and exhibited its native grandeur
and excellence. Opposed to it were the prejudices of centuries,—the ignorance of
degradation,—the bigotry and superstition that
have so long warped
the understanding. In vain have these obstacles intervened,—the barriers of prejudice
have been successfully levelled,—the darkness of ignorance has been penetrated, and
forced to withdraw before the dazzling light;—bigotry and superstition have been forced
to hide themselves within those gloomy recesses congenial to their nature, appropriated to
their reign, and from whence they are threatened soon to be dragged and exterminated. The
prospect is one that cheers and elevates the feeling and reflecting soul; no doubt it is as yet
only composed of groups pleasing though separate; of a series of figures bold and dignified,
though detached; of different objects, beautiful, though unconnected. But we every day observe
the vacant spaces filling up,—the blanks are successively occupied,—the intervals
are fast closing, until, in the lapse of time, the whole shall be connected and arranged, until
this world shall present one extended and uniform landscape, teeming with that beauty and
loveliness,—that symmetry and harmony,—that elegance and proportion that were
stamped on it in the period that heathens have termed the Golden, and Christians the Holy age.
When we look on the employment of
so many of our fellow men,—when we
behold their increasing—persevering efforts, we rejoice that a rallying point has at last
been obtained, that a centre of union has at length been discovered, where men of every country
and clime, of every sect and profession,—of every government and nation, can meet in
harmony,—can act in concord,—can labour in the same noble avocation,—that
from this general rendezvous all the measures are taken to accelerate “the march of
mind,”—to propel its energies with gathering vigour, as it moves forward,—to
scatter and disseminate those blessings and pleasures that communicate happiness
here,—that ensure it hereafter. From the vast discoveries and wide range of a
d’Alembert,
Condorcet,
La Place,
La Grange,
La Lande,
Playfair, and
Leslie,—from the minute and important facts disclosed by the penetration
of a
Davy,
Guy
Lussac,
Biot, and
Thomson, of a
Linnaeus
and
Lavoisier,—from the hitherto unattempted
researches of
Reid,
Stewart, and
Drew,—we turn with
elevated feelings and grand thoughts, to examine the yet more cheering and gratifying deeds of
a
Franklin,
Howard, Webb,
Reynolds and
Wilberforce,—the
feats of a
Lancaster and
Bell. The merits of the latter indivi-
duals, in, particular,
are appreciated,—they are felt, they are acknowledged over the regions of this
earth,—they have given a stimulus, not only to the minds of the great and dignified, but
have reached the hovel of the peasant,—are enlivening the dreary garret,—are joying
the lonely hut. Information, morality, and comfort, are rapidly disseminating through the lower
orders and the same gladdening rays that enliven the Briton’s cottage, are invigorating
and illuminating the Serfs on the Oder, the Niemen, and Volga. But the efforts of such men need
not the meed of our praise,—they are richly repaid in the bountiful return they
afford,—they are well recompensed in the noble feeling of conscious integrity and
generosity.
While the two opposite classes of society are thus both progressively advancing
in knowledge, as become their respective situations, while the philosophers have so
successfully succeeded in their measures, for themselves, and that so long degraded community
in the inferior walks of life;—these occupying the middle, and perhaps in some views, the
most important place,—our landed proprietors, our merchants, bankers, manufacturers, in
fine the whole of that body that is raised above what has been falsely denominated the vulgar
and rabble, have improved in taste, proceeded in refinement, and have
acquired instruction, improvement, and the means of mutual enjoyment, from the crowd of those
works that are written to entertain, inform, and delight,—from our celebrated poets, our
admired preachers and moralists, and from that host of standard reviews and magazines that have
acquired such celebrity as to principally influence the public opinion. While these latter
works are conducted on principles congenial with good taste, with morality, and with a just
discrimination between obtruding officious scribblers, and the honest and powerful efforts of
genius, there can be no doubt but they will long continue to retain that influence so many have
deservedly obtained. The instant, however, they descend from that commanding height they ought
to maintain—the instant they become the vehicles of scandal, calumny, and
falsehood,—the instant they attempt to undermine every feeling that our nature holds
sacred, every tie that our Maker has imposed on us, every sentiment that time has justly
hallowed, and opinion wisely sanctioned,—that instant they are destined to merited
obloquy,—to contemptuous neglect. In our limited know-
ledge and humble
sphere, we had conceived it impossible that any character would have been hardy enough to
trample on such rules,—or any individual so lost to his own interest or fame, as to defy
those powerful forces mankind have engaged in their cause, to blindly, viciously, and
determinately pass those limits that have been eternally placed between virtue and
vice,—between right and wrong. Weak, indeed, have such expectations been,—imaginary
was what appeared to us the preservation of propriety and justice in such works. We call on the
scholar, the gentleman, the citizen, the Christian, who may have read the Number of
Blackwood’s Edinburgh
Magazine for October 1817,—to say how false such conclusions have
been,—how ill we have apprehended the force of those obligations that we imagined had
bound the conductors of such writings. After having perused this production, we felt something
like one, who, expecting to enter a magnificent apartment, blazing with tapers, adorned by
beauties, and fitted up with tables loaded with the most luscious fruits and wines,—is
suddenly seized, dragged from light, and enjoyment, and friends, to linger and pine in the
gloom of a dungeon,—where,
instead of the sounds of joy, no voice
breaks the fearful silence,—where, instead of the cheerful associates, worms and reptiles
are his companions. We felt,—but it was all that sickness of heart we experience when
gazing on what is loathsome, repulsive, and disgusting,—all that disappointment and pain
that overtake us, when, instead of the rose that we wished to pluck, the sting of the adder is
darted into our hand,—all that nauseous sensation that causes us to shudder, when viewing
vice glorying in its deeds, and insolently telling us that it is virtue;—immorality,
instead of concealing itself, insolently stalking forth, and with an impudent stare and pompous
strut, vowing its form is godliness, its actions sanctity. In invective, we cannot,
we wish not, to indulge; but when the question is,—“Whether
shall a work that pretends to guide the taste, the judgment, the opinion of the public, be
allowed to pursue such courses as reflect discredit on our country and metropolis,—when
the question is, whether shall one be permitted to adorn himself in gew-gaw, gaudy colours, and
from a recess in which he has chosen to conceal himself, and where he cannot be properly
scrutinized, to say to the public,
How well, and how pretty I
look!—we hesitate not to affirm, that morality, decency, justice, call on us boldly to
drag him forth from his lurking place; to strip him of those false tints and patches; to
exhibit him as he is,—as he should be known,—as he should be estimated. At first,
we intended to examine the morality, the calumnies, the consistency, the composition of that
Magazine, in regular order. But this we find absolutely impossible; the whole of these are
frequently so mixed, so crowded in the same paragraph, that it is more than difficult to
analyze and arrange them. In such a production the Editor is responsible for every article
admitted. If these articles are false, and in opposition to his own sentiments, he is doubly
blameable and cowardly; if they are true, and yet in opposition to his own sentiments, he at
once acknowledges his ignorance, imbecility, and unfitness. He must be involved in one or other
predicament.—But to the Magazine.
We shall begin our critique by a review of that piece, entitled, “On the Cockney School of Poetry.” We
commence with this passage, because it is not an insulated, casual treatise, but forms an
integral part of the work; be-
cause it enters into the plan of the
conductors, and begins a series, of which this is the first.
The merit, the elegance, and ingenuity of this newly invented epithet, rest
solely with the writer. He need not fear that the honour of “this christening” will
be disputed with him; only we request that the next time he puts on his canonicals, looks prim
and consequential in his bands, and immerges his hands in the font, he will have the goodness,
either by public advertisement, or notice at the church-doors, to announce his intention, as
this is the last time, we are resolved, we shall be in danger of being bespattered by his
“holy water,” in which some wicked wag has poured a quantity of
“Warren’s jet blacking; and which composition he scatters around him, on his
hearers, chuckling and pluming himself all the while on his pure and immaculate fluid and his
clean hands. Not contented with the honours of High Priest and Baptizer in Chief for the
Princes’ Street coterie, he suddenly arrogates to himself the character of
oracle,—of a revealer of hidden things, by means of his magical incantations,—and
the afflatus he inhales. Indeed, we were not prepared for this, O thou mighty
decipherer of hieroglyphics!—it came upon us so suddenly, that we
started back with surprise, little witting thine inestimable, wonderful powers.
Τεχνη λανθανει with a
vengeance,—only communicate the secret to the animals and reptiles caged along with thee;
and the keeper, instead of the present moderate sum of 2s. 6d. may charge at any rate he
chooses for a view of his menagerie. From the solemnity of christening, he hastily commences
the enumeration of every power,—of every talent and every language possessed and
known,—or half possessed and half known,—or not possessed and not known, by
Leigh Hunt. Is it by a
recipe,—by the Sybilline books,—or by the second sight; or have the disciples
of
Zoroaster, or the priests of
Osiris, left the valuable information in some mummy, which, newly
imported, has been found to contain the precious roll; or how, or what way is it, that the
writers of
William Blackwood’s Edinburgh Magazine have alone preserved this
invaluable art?—an art by which they can measure and gauge, with all the precision of an
accompanying, and newly-invented scale, the exact quantity of knowledge and information of any
given man, and, of course, the exact
origin of his thoughts, feelings, and
desires. “He,” (Leigh Hunt) “knows absolutely nothing
of Greek, almost nothing of Latin, and his knowledge of Italian literature is confined to a
few of the most popular of
Petrarch’s sonnets,
and to”
what? in the name of all that is wonderful, magical,
or miraculous? and shall we proceed? “to an imperfect acquaintance with
Ariosto,
through the medium of Mr Hoole.” Delectable information! go
on, exorciser; go on, and prosper; for at this rate, and by thy mighty wand, we shall transform
all the mantua-makers, milliners, haberdashers of the South Bridge, and boarding-school readers
of novels and poetry, into
Italian literati. Every banker’s clerk,
who has read
Francis’ translation of
Horace, may henceforth boast of his knowledge of
Latin literature. As to the
French poets, our oracle responds,
that “he (L. H.) is in a
happy state of ignorance about them,
and all they have done,” &c. &c. With such information we might have
rested contented, had not the very second paragraph assured us, that Mr
Hunt’s religion was drawn from the “
Encyclopædie,” and, if a man did
not wish to be metamorphosed into “an ox or drayhorse,” he,
(L
H.) required him to be an admirer of
Voltaire’s romans.”
The winding up of Mr Hunt’s knowledge “a consummation”
in such hands “devoutly to be wished for,’ supports the amazing display of
profundity and mysterious knowledge, so conspicuous through the whole “of all the
great critical writers, either of ancient or modern times, he is utterly ignorant,
excepting only
Mr Jeffrey among
ourselves.” Surely, Mr Jeffrey, the first time you meet this
amalgam of knowledge and no knowledge,—this said Leigh
Hunt,—you will give him the wall, and make your bow
en passant, a-la-mode Françoise.
A mass and rubbish of more gross arrogance, of ridiculous presumption, of weak
and silly affectation, we have seldom, nay, we have never seen heaped together. What, shall any
hack come forward and insult the public to their face, by daring to affirm he knows what books
have been read, what acquirements have been made, and consequently what ideas and thoughts are
passing in the soul of another? But the attempt defeats itself; the poison contains its own
antidote.
These absurdities could only have emanated from one either totally ignorant of
Leigh
Hunt’s literary character, or, what rather appears the
case, from one determined, at every risk, to vilify and misrepresent him. Yet, astonishing to
tell, completely ignorant as Mr Hunt is of “Greek, Latin, Italian,
German, and all critics, ancient or modern, except one,” though a man of “
little education, of exquisite bad taste, and extremely vulgar in his
modes of thinking and manners in all respects,” he is a man certainly “of some
talents; he has written a book not wholly undeserving of praise, which possesses some tolerable
passages,” but “which no man who reads it once, will ever be able to read
again.” Thereafter, the reviewer makes a digression to represent the harassed state of
his feeling,—the tear-up received by his weak nerves, and shock his delicate sensibility
sustained on being
hauled a
second time
“into the gilded drawing-room of a little mincing boarding-school mistress.” We
have neither time nor inclination to introduce, or be introduced, to the select
“party” there assembled, but assure our gentleman, these prejudices and impressions
against them, will soon wear away. After he has left the “jingle of the paltry
piano-forte, and, the libations of luke-warm negus,” we must follow him in
his scamper through “the vicinity of London.” This poor man is
destined for a hard fate, wherever he goes “vulgarity” annoys him. Scarcely has he
commenced his ramble, ere that “vulgar” fellow, Leigh Hunt
appears, and sets him raving again. L. Hunt enters among a Sunday dinner
party, and melancholy to relate,
Mr Z. gets
“sick.” Such atrocious misconduct on the part of the London poet, is not to pass
unpunished, for Mr Z. is determined on revenge; he therefore chases him up
“Highgate hill,” and along “the Serpentine river,” halloos to all the
passengers to take notice of the clownish air, the “vulgar” garb, and embarassed
gait of his enemy. Though not able to catch him in this race, the instant he again meets
Mr Hunt in the drawing-room, he turns round to his associates,
exclaiming,
what an ill made bow—shocking such a low bred fellow should
gain admittance—how unlike my elegant easy manner?
It is amusing to observe the palpable contradictions contained in this diatribe. After labouring and toiling to persuade us, that Mr Hunt is a “vulgar” contemptible
personage—after having exhausted language, to “ring every change” on his
readers,—after having
used every effort that malignity could
suggest, or cunning devise, he asserts that the object of so much abuse is “not
known” out of London,—that “his fame is confined” to that city, and his
admirers are a very pitiful paltry set of readers.” Is it credible that such an
insignificant trifler as he is represented, would have caused so much spleen?
Mr. Z betrays himself; he shows that he thought, that he well
knew, the contrary.
As the writer advances, his attacks become more desperate; he is making a furious
charge, previous to his last hurra dash. “The two great
elements of all dignified poetry, religious feeling, and patriotic feeling, have no place
in his mind. His religion is a poor tame dilution of the blasphemies of the Encyclopaedie,—his
patriotism, a crude, vague, ineffectual, and sour Jacobinism. He is without reverence
either for God or man; neither altar nor throne have any dignity in his eyes.”
With respect to Mr Hunt’s religious feelings, they rest
between God and himself; he conscientiously differs from the great majority of the people of
this country, concerning the nature of the Christian religion. That Mr H.
is wrong, is to be regretted, in so far as he is unable to per-
ceive the
glorious advantages of our religion; and that in this he is wrong, we shall not hesitate to
affirm. But be it remembered, he is in the same error with the illustrious
Franklin,
Jefferson and
Condorcet; that he is of the same opinion with a
number of the greatest geniuses that have ever appeared on this earth, and many of whom,
without reference to their creed, have laboured to ameliorate the condition of their fellow
men, in promoting their comfort, both in a mental and bodily manner. But in this land of civil
and religious freedom,—in this country, where liberty of conscience was so dearly
purchased,—in this region that boasts that all may worship the God of their fathers as
their consciences dictate,—is it tolerable, is it admissible, that an individual shall be
held up to detestation and public indignation, because his faith is different from our own?
Now, when the days of racks, and scaffolds, and stakes, are gone by, is the horizon again to be
darkened; when force can no longer be employed to overpower the soul,—are the weapons of
the persecutor, though wrenched from the executioner, still to be wielded in the hands of the
traducer? But the days of persecution
are long since past and gone, and
those specks and hazes that would yet endeavour to recal the gloom must vanish before the
glorious rays of benevolence and charity. But this conduct well supports the character assumed
by the reviewer; he writes a critique on L. H. as a poet, and to ensure
success to his essay among bigots, informs them, that Mr Hunt does not
“reverence God;” he assaults his
Rimini, and supports the allegations by saying, “the
religion of the author is a poor tame dilution of blasphemies.”
The “patriotism” of Mr Hunt,
requires neither the invective, of the reviewer, nor our exculpation. His system of politics is
that embraced by the great Chatham,—it is the cause
for which Hampden died in the field, and Sydney bled on the scaffold; the cause that was advocated by a
Fox, Whitbread,
and Curran; that is supported by Earl Grey, by Messrs Brougham, Bennet, and Lambton. This is
neither the time nor place to examine whether these opinions are true or false; but following
such examples, Mr Hunt may look down on his opponent with that proud
contempt and honest indignation his arrogance so justly merits. We shall for a moment indulge
the critic with a
peep into the “saloon,” and allow him a few
minutes relaxation “on the light fantastic toe.” After these frolics, we only can
give him time to glance on the cock of “
Coleridge’s eye,” and then to it.
He has left the “ball-room” for the “tented
field,” he has mustered his every man for the “pas de charge” he has led on his troops to the last, the
terrible onset; he closes for the battle in its utmost fury, (page 40.) “The extreme
moral depravity of the Cockney school, is another thing which is
for ever thrusting itself upon the public attention, and convincing every man of sense who
looks into their productions, that they who speak such sentiments can never be great poets.
How could any man of high original genius ever stoop publicly, at the present day, to dip
his fingers in the least of those glittering and rancid obscenities, which float on the surface of Leigh
Hunt’s Hippocrene. His poetry is that of a man who has kept company with kept mistresses. He talks indelicately like a tea-sipping milliner girl. Some excuse for him there might have
been, had he been hurried away by imagination or passion. But with him, indecency is a disease,
and he speaks
unclean things from perfect
inanition. The very
concubine of so
impure a
wretch as Leigh Hunt would be to be pitied; but, alas! for
the
wife of such a
husband! For him there is
no
charm in
simple ——
——”
We cannot pollute our pages farther. We now address ourselves to those who have
the least knowledge of Mr Hunt, either personally or by his
writings. We call upon those who wish to preserve public morality and public decency. We
beseech all who have the interest of religion, of virtue at heart, to read over this paragraph
attentively,—to say with what feelings they have perused it,—with what emotions
they consider it. Scarcely does the eye glance hastily across it, ere every generous impulse of
the soul is roused against such infamous atrocities; in the sober calm moments of thought, when
recurring to it, philosophy, good principles, Christianity, denounce, condemn, and hate it. It
is at war with every noble emotion of the soul;—it reaches the heart in disgust and
loathsomeness;—it kindles a flame in the breast that burns more hotly when we consider
why,—where,—how,—such a production was permitted to appear,—to disgrace
our city,—to dishonour our country,—to for ever
damn the
author, the accomplices in such iniquity.—
Rimini, Mr Reviewer and Messrs Conductor and Publisher,
has been read, and read attentively; there is not one line, one sentiment
introduced in that poem, to warrant such assertion. No, the most delicate and sensible
mind, after perusing it, longs again to examine all its beauties, to indulge in its fine
descriptions. The story on which it is founded, is one that was quite common in the
age and place in which the scenery is cast; neither more nor less than the love of a
brother-in-law for his sister-in-law, founded on fact. It is a circumstance that has repeatedly
occurred in our days, and the
delicate manner, the
exquisite propriety, the
uniform religious respect for
virtue and
opinion that distinguish the poem;
defy, boldly defy, the slightest imputation, unless by a
predetermined
calumniator.
The very next page, Lord Byron is introduced
as “One of the most nobly born of English patricians, and one of the first geniuses
whom the world ever produced.” We hail him, we acknowledge him as such. But, mark
the consistency, the uniformity of the Reviewer; we do not blame Lord
Byron, we think he is perfectly justifiable in that wild and ro-
mantic poem of
Manfred. Yet his hero is
not the lover of his sister-in-law, but of an object much more nearly connected. On
Byron praises are lavished; on
Leigh
Hunt execrations are poured, because he relates what happened, and relates it so
feelingly, so properly, that virtue is rejoiced the more his work is examined.
We would wish to speak home to the sensations of fathers and mothers; we would
wish to spread in every direction that honest indignation that warms our own thoughts on this
subject. We behold the family seated around the fireside, and the joyful face of the father
beaming on his offspring, and the tender anxious gaze of the mother on her children—on
her daughters. The parents’ hopes are, that they shall pass through life unpolluted,
virtuous, and happy. While from the father persuasive eloquence is poured, recommending the
pursuit of that path that will carry them through this world when he is gone,—to meet him
in the other; while the mother reiterates his advice and instructions, Blackwood’s Edinburgh Magazine arrives, page 38 is opened,
the innocent young female reads on till about he close of the 40th. We view her lost in
amaze-
ment, confused and perplexed on the perusal of atrocities, she,
as yet has no idea to imagine. We hear her simple artless question concerning the meaning of
that paragraph, part of which we have quoted, and still more earnestly requesting an
explanation of that sentence we have suppressed. It is the important moment, the moment that is
perhaps to decide her future destinies, that is to determine whether her youth is to be imbued
with thoughts at once disgusting, hideous, and polluting,—that will make her acquainted
with vice, and familiar with impurities. We perceive—it is the father’s pale
quivering lip and furious countenance,—it is the blush of shame mantling the cheek of her
mother,—it is her look of indignation darting on the pestiferous volume. She hastily
closes it, and desires her daughter to turn to another page; she opens at page 35. By a
peculiar and unaccountable
mania, the conductors cannot treat the most
ordinary and passing subjects without a perpetual reference to indelicate themes. Would it be
believed, unless the volume lay open before us, that the circumstance of the
Scots Magazine being announced under a new title, and with
additional editors, could have induced any other editor to permit
the
insertion of a letter, whether by his own pen or not is immaterial, in which that event is
rendered the occasion of introducing the most obscene allusions, the most gross indelicacies,
nay, indelicacies which cause our nature to recoil with abhorrence. In the attempt at wit, in
that
letter of “Dandy Dinmont’s,” we never have seen, crowded into such narrow
compass, so many figures and metaphors revolting to every well-principled mind. We expect the
sneer of those who prefer wit to religion, and a jest to virtue, on these reflections. But it
is to be recollected that this Magazine is circulated among the younger branches of families,
who, as yet, are unacquainted with any vicious or impure allusions. For them, in their behalf
we plead, and enforce our arguments by an authority that, we presume, none will venture to
dispute on such a subject,—by that of Juvenal:
Nihil dictu fœdum, visuque haec limina tangat
Intra quæ puer est.
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Let nothing indelicate to be heard or seen enter those walls where
a youth is.
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That in one page there could have been compressed ideas representing an
allegorical
personage as prostituted, as false, as ———
(we really cannot continue the epithets,) would, before experience, have been pronounced
impossible. We put it to the writer of that article, to, the conductor and, publisher of that
Magazine if they are fathers,—how they will be able to look their children in the face,
when requesting the explanation of the allusions contained in it; we put it to their feelings,
how youth will think and act when reading of an allegorical woman, “thicker with
two men than she should be with
both, as also
with Hughie, (which
shocks everybody
that reflects on the
footing he was on with her mother.”)* If
shame can reach such beings, surely
ye all concerned are covered with
confusion,—are afraid to behold the innocent faces and to hear the interrogating prattle
of your children beseeching, with that pertinacity and penetra-
* Why has
not the conducter kept in mind the observation of the Edinburgh Review on Manfred? Speaking of that, work, this Review so often referred to, says,
“It all springs from the disappointment or fatal issue of an incestuous
passion; and incest, according to our modern ideas—for it was otherwise in
antiquity,—is not a thing to be at all brought before the
imagination.”
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tion peculiar to youth, to explain your own productions.
But we must leave you and your families to arrange these affairs, and return to
the scene from whence we have digressed. We left, the daughter in the family circle, resuming
the Magazine under our notice. Where the letter of Dandy
Dinmont is introduced, she reads on nearly to the conclusion of the first column of
p. 36. If there is a mother who could calmly hear such pollution read by her daughter, we pity,
we abhor her feelings. But there is not, there cannot be a woman so dead to the temporal
prosperity of her daughter, so callous to every interest that will promote her true happiness,
to hear that column read in her presence. No, we perceive her snatching the hated Magazine,
with looks of virtuous abhorrence, wrenching the nauseous production from the hands of her
child, and consigning it to the blaze, where such productions ought to be consumed.
“Less perishable,” indeed, as you, Messrs Conductor and Publisher,
presumptuously compare your Magazine with newspapers;—“less perishable!”—yes, Blackwood’s Edinburgh Magazine shall be an
“imperishable monument.” For, when its memory, as a
literary work, shall be consigned to just oblivion,—when its narrations, its errors, its
notices, shall be buried in the “tomb of all the Capulets,”
its crimes
shall yet survive, as a beacon to future generations,
“to guard them against that rock on which it has split. “Less perishable!”
the infamy attendant on him who would poison the
generous young
mind,—on him who would break our peaceful family circle, shall not be forgotten.
“Kept mistresses;” indeed this is we believe the first time these characters were
forced on the public eye through the medium of a professedly literary work. Reserve, Mr
Conductor, your columns, then, for that class whom you have the honour to drag into notice; but
be assured that such obtrusions on our feelings, such disregard of our taste; will meet with
the odium they deserve, the hatred they invite.
But we must again return to ward off the attack on Leigh
Hunt. This, however, we presume is now nearly unnecessary; the arrow winged from
Mr Blackwood’s bow, is now, we are convinced,
found to be “telum imbelle et sine ictu.” Return to our last
extract on this subject; mark what is affirmed concerning him as a husband; bear well in mind
his moral
relative social character, as pourtrayed by this disfigurer.
We have to introduce our readers to a scene so different from what we have been
compelled to examine; to affections so different from what they can trace in the work before
us; to a circle so opposite to what either the writer or publisher of this magazine appear ever
to have beheld, that we feel as if entering a new region; we breath more freely, there is a
freshness inspired by every object we behold,—we are to view Leigh
Hunt in his prison. That gentleman, most of our readers are aware, was sentenced
to a long confinement, and to pay a severe fine, in consequence of some observations he made on
the Prince Regent’s conduct. Whether he was
justifiable or not, it is not necessary to decide. One of the nobility who had been found
guilty by a jury of his countrymen, of a disgraceful crime,—the seduction of an elegant,
accomplished, and, till he saw her, loving wife,—had
been appointed to an important situation in the royal household. The circumstances connected
with his crime rendered it perhaps one of the most atrocious, of that kind ever committed. The
indignation of Mr Hunt on such
an appointment being
conferred on
such a man, caused him to pen those paragraphs
for which he paid so dearly. We again decline giving an opinion on the propriety of his
attempt; his language was certainly too strong; but we have only to remark that, with the
honest. boldness of an Englishman, he resolutely expressed his views of that measure, as an
obvious and glaring tresspass on the rules of morality and society. The man represented as the
most vicious of the vicious, was the first, the only one, who came forward on that occasion to
uphold what he conscientiously believed to be the laws of eternal rectitude, and to uphold then
against all the power of the throne, all the influence of royalty.
There were hundreds in London who would have paid his fine; they proposed, they
entreated, that he would allow them to gather from the public a sum more than adequate to pay
all that had been levied on him. But his soul could not brook such assistance; he determinately
refused all and every possible plan of aid; out of his own limited finances he paid his fine;
he resolutely objected to any help. But contemplate him in prison.—At the hours of
admission were his wife and children; that wife for whom this
unfeeling
wretch of a reviewer utters an alas! Alas! indeed that ever she had thus to behold her beloved
husband. Alas! that ever he had to suppress his pangs, to hush his woe, on thus meeting the
wife of his arms. She clung to him in prison, in distance from the world. We have seen those
who beheld her. Her eye was raised to her husband’s, to enquire what more she could do
for him. Her countenance benignly fixed on his, assuring him of her unalterable devotion. His
manly looks were turned to her; they expressed,—but in such a case we cannot tell what.
Her unceasing efforts were to cheer him in his solitude by reading his favourite authors; and
sometimes they both engaged in the delightful task of teaching their young children, of
expanding their ideas, of ennobling their minds. The exertions of
Mrs Hunt were incessant to comfort and cheer her husband.
Mr Hunt’s were indefatigable, to console her under his
misfortunes, to enable her to support her distress. Those who thus saw him, those who are in
the least acquainted with him, who have had an opportunity of hearing the praise given to
Mr Hunt for his social and domestic virtues, will judge what motives
actuated; what
designs induced the writer to fabricate such calumnies. If
one fact is questioned in this detail, we shall, without hesitation, mention the names of those
who thus observed him. But enough, and more than enough, has been said to enable the readers
well to estimate the opposite characters of Mr Hunt and the reviewer. We
finish our remarks on this article by vindicating Leigh Hunt from the
charge of insulting
Lord Byron. “The insult which
he offered to Lord Byron in the dedication of
Rimini, in which he, a paltry cockney newspaper scribbler,
had the assurance to address one of the most nobly born of English patricians, and of the
first geniuses whom the world ever produced, as “My dear
Byron,” although it may have been forgotten and despised by the
illustrious person whom it most nearly concerned, excited a feeling of utter loathing and
disgust in the public mind, which will always be remembered whenever the name of
Leigh Hunt is mentioned.”
When “sick and in prison,” Lord
Byron and Mr Thomas Moore “visited
him.” They endeavoured to cheer his solitary hours, and to make his apartment hear the
sounds of glad-
ness. Lord B. afterwards visited
Mr Hunt in his house, while the latter was intimate in
turn in the Noble Lord’s mansion. We ourselves had occasion to know a gentleman who was
invited to Mr Hunt’s along with Lord Byron.
They were friends, therefore, by common courtesy, as well as habits of intimacy, Mr
Hunt was empowered to call him “My dear Byron.”
We have finished our remarks on this department of the Magazine. There can be
but one opinion, one sentence passed on this production. The writer has committed such gross
offences, that he must be placed before the bar of the public. Their judgment is unanimous,
their voice is one,—that it is a mean pitiful attempt to injure the reputation of a man
who has hitherto withstood all the attacks of malignity; that it is an envious thrust to stab
an unsuspecting, unoffending individual; that the weapons recoil, and inflict that pain they
were intended to give. And when again indulging in such lucubrations, when pursuing the route
in the path of detraction and opprobrium, beware—have a guard, for there is one still to
watch and assault every weak and ill-defended quarter.
We regret we cannot proceed in our review with those sentiments of respect we
could wish to entertain for every work that profess to enlighten the public mind. The editor,
by an unhappy fatality, at the very moment he imagines that he is spreading rays of brilliancy
around him, is only causing gloomy, frightful shadows to stalk along. He continually obtrudes
such forms as are wrapt in hateful, disgusting garbs; he stamps on the earth, and instead of
“legions of armed men,” there issue dwarfs and pigmies, as if to burlesque our
nature.
We open at page 89, we read the “Translation from the ancient Chaldee manuscript,” and
experience—we can scarcely define what, our thoughts are so mixed, our sensations so new,
that we have left us only one commanding feeling,—the sorrow of the Christian, and the
pity of the Briton,—the contempt of the man, and pointed indignation of the citizen. The
article on Leigh Hunt wars against
every social and lovely affection,—but this “Translation” attempts still
more. It would destroy that reverence and awe with which we contemplate the Sacred Volume of
inspiration,—it would blunt the feelings implanted in our
early
years for our Bible. Nay, this is nothing compared with the rest; shalt a “worm of the
dust” attempt to gnaw that Book that the Eternal has in mercy revealed? Shall a shred of
dust and ashes precipitate itself against the annunciations of the spirit of Jehovah? Shall the
creature of a day proudly defy the Lord of Hosts, and mock him to his face? Shall all this be
done in a Christian land, in a land that assumes as its chief glory its devotion to that Bible;
and shall we its believers, its admirers, witness its contents prostituted in favour of a
—— Bookseller? When we survey the different nations of the world, they all join in,
respect and veneration for their “Sacred Books.” The Hindoo Vedas are beheld with
an awe bordering on idolatry, by their believers; they are carefully preserved from the vulgar
gaze, and can only be opened after a series of rites and ceremonies. The Koran is the
companion, the consolation, of the Moslem; from its sentences he decorates his sabre, and,
strong in its faith, rushes to the combat, impressed with its sanctions and commandments; and
woe, woe awaits that man who shall publicly dare to profane its content. It is the universal
law of society, to
honour and preserve; from the slightest imputation of
ridicule, those works they have conceived to be the inspiration of their Deity. Impiously
spurning this “law of nations,” the conductor fearlessly attempts to make
ridiculous what we have so long venerated; deliberately selects, from the Christian’s
stay, such portions as will gratify his resentment, or display his false wit, at another man.
Our most illustrious personages, whether famed for rank, discoveries, or intelligence, are
maliciously burlesqued through inuendos and invectives. The Editor may rest assured that this
effort has consummated, the series of his wantonness; it is “the very head and front of
his offending.” It is an impious assault against Heaven, and society and individuals. It
endeavours to, drag before the public every failing and defect, supposed or real, inherent in
those men who did not choose to become the dupes of the Publisher or Editor. It ungenerously,
though inefficiently, would tear asunder that veil that shrouds our weaknesses from open
scrutiny; it would follow us into our closets and retirements, and exhibit every failure
attendant on our nature; it would pursue us into public, and bare our every mistake or er-
ror that can be fabricated to indiscriminate gaze. It is a war against
science, for it would, if possible, heap ridicule and disgrace on every pursuit and every
employment that are not engaged in the cause of
William
Blackwood’s Magazine. As a specimen of the whole composition, we may refer
our readers to verses 1-3; 16-18, 21-23, chapter I.; to verses 36-44, chapter III. But however
we may despise the vile insinuations contained in these portions; however we may detest these
insiduous taunts,—on perusing verse 25 of chapter I. our blood is impelled with
impetuosity more vehement, our frame receives a shock that almost stuns us. O God, was it
reserved for this age and country, for those professing themselves thy followers, thus to wrest
that awful passage announcing, in prophetic anticipations, our Saviour’s woes and death.
In the xxii. Psalm the inspired Psalmist pourtrays the pangs that were to press on his
Redeemer’s soul and body, he delineates the foes that were to encompass him, and from the
time that, in the garden of Gethsemane, “he was exceeding sorrowful even unto
death,” till the moment that he “bowed his head and gave up the ghost,” the
furious hatred of his opposers are
described, and these characters, and
that scene, are applied in the Magazine to the contests of a bookseller. But we need nut
continue these remarks; these revolting blasphemies meet us in every page of the
“Translation.” Nay, it has not even the merit of originality, for we are aware a
similar attempt was made in another town, where, in Scripture-language, the principal
inhabitants were aspersed. It pleased, as it may do in this case, a set of buffoons and
harlequins; it gratified the spleen of the cowardly and malicious,—but in every other
respect it bore no comparison to the present; its imitations were confined to some historical
passage and peculiar phrases; it was circulated in manuscript, for till now none has been so
dead to principle, as boldly to exhibit such blasphemies in a professedly literary Magazine. We
are aware that, in France and Germany, during the reign of the
Goddess of
Reason, such travesties were common, that while the
sans
culottes danced round the cap of liberty, their songs were often composed of distorted
extracts from Holy writ; that in the French circles such articles were composed and read with
great
eclat, where they excited the laugh of the
abandoned, and the jest of the impious. This parody may do so here; but in every human being of
sound principle, it can only inspire abhorrence. We have not yet forgot the severe censures
inflicted by a
Reverend Doctor on the author of the
“
Tales of my Landlord,” for causing his
characters to quote the language of Scripture, though it was consistent with historical facts
that such abuse prevailed amongst many in the period descried. In that case, the author,
whatever were his motives, laboured only to make those individuals whom he pourtrayed as
fanatics,
ridiculous themselves, in their wrong appropriation of the
sacred language. But this “Translation” can bear no analogy; its effects are to
make the language of Scripture itself ridiculous, as well as the characters introduced. In the
former, the author caused his
heroes to misapply Scripture, in the
latter the
conductor misapplies the Scripture itself; and wrenches it to
his own sordid purposes. We now ask that Doctor how comfortably he sits in company between
Mr Z. and the
Chaldee
priest. If he turns toward the one, impurities and scurrilities meet him full in
the face; and when he turns toward the latter, surely “great
Knox’s shade
walks unrevenged,” and
“complains that we are slow.”
In the other articles throughout the Magazine, we observe the same cause for
reprehension; but they so perpetually occur, that we find it impossible to scan them all:
Ex his disce omnes. Had “the
strictures on the Edinburgh Review,” been
written in a less weak and feeble style, we might have adverted to some of the monstrous
propositions they contain. But we must pass on to more important matter, leaving the writer to
enjoy his thoughts on slavery,—on the power of the British parliament,—and on the
example of the resistance of the United States.
We have perused the political department, containing the Foreign Register and
British Chronicle. In the former, during the present peace, we cannot expect much matter.
Accordingly, we were not surprised on finding the whole nearly extracts from foreign papers;
but really we were more than astonished when we read over the only two paragraphs in which
reflexions are introduced. We allude to the second paragraph of page 104, containing remarks on
the present state of the Swiss, and to the article, page 105, prefacing the American news. The
former we
give at length. “Involved in the vortex of the French
revolution,—torn by intestine broils, their usual
watchfulness, their wonted
energy was destroyed; and when the
French themselves entered the passes of the mountains, they found no resistance. They
rapidly desolated the country, and glutted themselves with blood and brutal
licentiousness. A long reign of tyranny has since been the hard fate
of Switzerland,
who felt it, no doubt, as the lion did the kick of
the ass.” That in two sentences there should be no less than four different
violations of English composition, will afford much amusement to the boys of the High-school.
By what new grammar has the writer discovered that
two nouns require a
singular verb. We learned something different, we think, from
Lindley Murray, Rule II. on, Syntax, at page 143 of
the twenty-eighth edition, to which we respectfully refer the writer for our authority, in
contradicting him. Thereafter, an adjective pronoun is inserted unnecessarily and
redundant—“
themselves!” A metaphor then
flourishes, but unfortunately opposed to all the instructions of
Blair and
Irving;—“they
glutted themselves with
blood and
licentiousness.” The metaphor is mixed, one part taken from
material, the
other from
mental
qualities,—consequently is erroneous. As for,
Switzerland, who—A
gentleman recently arrived from London in Scotland, who was then nearly
reaped,—go back, we beseech you, to Lindley Murray; your
employer will surely advance you a copy at prime cost. The other paragraph to which we alluded
is equally amusing. Speaking of the interest the people of the United States have for the
republicans of the south, he says, “they even seem to look on the varying contest with
such a steady gaze, that they see things double; nay, almost all our information comes
through their hands; and they multiply the original accounts, like a philosopher
propagating polypi, by cutting them in pieces.” So far good; but the politician
goes on; “they so mangle
them before they let them go again,
that we are never sure whether it is the head or the tail, or a wing, or a claw, that they
think proper to send us.” If
them refers to
polypi, in this place, it is nonsense; if it refers to the
accounts,—of all the glorious confusion of metaphors, this is the
most glorious;—the
head, the
tail, the
wing, the
claw of political news, is an invention
of food for which the writer deserves a patent. Were we
acquainted with
him, we should make bold to call at supper-time, in expectation of being asked to partake.
We finish our remarks by examining “Some Observations on the Biographia
Literaria of S. T. Coleridge, Esq.” These observations are the
commencement of the Magazine. We hold the remark as just, that there is no man so bad as not to
have exhibited some features of goodness; and we believe there are few books so exceedingly
depraved as not to exhibit some traits of excellence. However much we may be disposed to
contradict the Reviewer’s opinions in the outset of his observations, we allow him merit
of having composed fine sentences; but in these are embodied opinions at once untenable and
erroneous. The positions respecting the inquiry into the character of ourselves and others, are
utterly at variance with all the principles of correct philosophy. What can be more absurd than
to assert, “To scrutinize and dissect the characters of others is an idle and
unprofitable task”? And again, “To become operators on our own shrinking
spirits, is something worse——.” And farther, “And it may be
remarked, that those persons who have bu-
sied themselves most with
inquiries into the causes, and motives, and impulses of their actions, have exhibited, in
their conducts, the most lamentable contrast to their theory, and have seemed blinder in
their knowledge than others in their ignorance.” Γνοθι
σεαυτον among the Greeks, “searching of the
heart,” among the Christians were, we understood, imperative duties. Not so thinks this
writer. He wishes to write, if possible, an elegant paragraph, and, provided he succeeds, he is
quite indifferent as to the nature of the matter. But it may be said, the Editor has erred
rather in speculation than practice. It may be so; but we are alarmed on observing many
conclusions that might be drawn from his hypothesis.
But why does the Conductor of the Magazine so suddenly descend from the high
position he wishes to occupy? Why does he so soon drop the elevated tone he would wish to
assume, and plunge into an arena where he never ought to have appeared as a combatant? Scarcely
are the remarks to which we have alluded ended, ere that series of contradictions, offences,
and mischief begins, and ends only with the Magazine.
Whatever may be our judgment on Mr Cole-
ridge as a man and
author, we consider such sentences as the following as intolerable from such a writer. The
assertions are so over-strained that they completely confute themselves. “He,”
Mr Coleridge, “seems to believe, that
every tongue is wagging in his praise,”—(
how elegantly
expressed,)—“that every ear is open to imbibe the oracular breathings
of his inspiration;”and so on, to the same purpose. These silly attacks increase,
till all credibility is completely outraged. “He seems to consider the mighty universe
itself as nothing better than a mirror in which, with a grinning and idiot
self-complacency, he may contemplate the physiognomy of Samuel Taylor
Coleridge.” This picture must have been drawn from a bedlamite,
and, even then, the colouring is much overcharged.
There never was, there cannot be a human being endowed with such a mind as that
which Mr Coleridge is represented to possess. The
observations on his character and disposition are inapplicable to any soul, however diseased.
The being deserving such reprehension can partake nothing in common with our nature; he must be
a creature of a totally distinct species. The Editor first assorts a man of straw,
and then courageously beats him. Had any respect been paid to
probabilities, even to possibilities, we might have been induced to give some weight to these
lucubrations; but the mark can never be hit while the archer shoots so far beyond it. But the
fact appears to be, that the Editor wishes to follow the example of the
Edinburgh Review, and is most unsuccessful in the effort. That
Review
examined the works of
Mr Coleridge severely, but in a manner very different from its humble
and inefficient imitator. It reminds us of a sea-fight, in which a seventy-four in all her
majesty bears down to encounter a line-of-battle ship, in the wake of the seventy-four; a
collier follows with her black tattered canvas, and soiled flag, as if to mimic the ensigns of
the mighty vessel. The collier keeps at a respectable distance during the engagement, and when
the victory is gained, by incessant shouting and huzzaing, and insulting the captured seamen,
boasts how bravely and well she has fought it. Nothing is more contemptible than the method in
which the names of the Edinburgh Review and
Mr Jeffrey are perpetually introduced in this Magazine. The
conductors seem fully aware of their own inadequacy, and by continually in-
serting that name that commands so much respect in the departments of science, imagine they
will attract some notice. Unable by their own puny measures to move the literary world, they
endeavour to place Mr Jeffrey’s name as the fulchrum to their
ill-formed lever.
The reviewer takes care never for one moment to abandon the character he has
assumed. Speaking of the leaders of the Lake School, Messrs Southey, Wordsworth, and Coleridge, he says, “This most
miserable arrogance seems, in the present age, exclusively confined almost to the
original members of the Lake school, and is, we think, worthy of special notice as one of
the leading features of their character.” Bear in mind
these observations, particularly with reference to Wordsworth, and turn to
page 40, and read, “One great charm of Wordsworth’s noble
compositions consists in the purity of thought and the patriarchal
simplicity of feeling with which they are throughout penetrated and
imbued.” Which page are we to believe? Again, more immediately with respect to
Mr Wordsworth, “He, (the reviewer is
speaking of Mr Coleridge’s tutor,) seems to have gone
out of his province, and far out of his depth, when he attempted to
teach boys the profoundest principles of poetry. But we must also add, that we cannot
credit this account of him,” (
how handsome a compliment to Mr
Coleridge’s veracity,) “for this doctrine of poetry being at
all times logical, is that of which
Wordsworth
and Coleridge take so much credit to themselves for the discovery; and
verily it is
one too wilfully absurd and extravagant to have entered
into the head of an honest man, whose time must have been wholly occupied with the
instruction of children.” We now proceed to page 73, “
He, (Mr Wordsworth,) has brought about a
revolution in poetry; (revolution is in italics in the original,) and a
revolution can no more be bought about in poetry than in the constitution, without the
destruction or injury of many excellent and time-hallowed establishments. I have no doubt,
that, when all the rubbish is removed, and free and open space given to behold the
structures which Mr Wordsworth has
reared in
all the
grandeur of their
proportions, that
posterity will hail him as a
regenerator and
creator.” We shall, as soon as possible, close the account of these
inconsistencies. In note beginning page 10, the following are some of
the
sentences: “There is something very
offensive in the
high and
contemptuous tone which
Wordsworth and Coleridge assume when speaking
of this great poet, i. e.
Gray. They employ his
immortal works as a text-book, from which they quote imaginary violations of logic and
sound sense, and examples of vicious poetic diction. Mr Coleridge
informs us that Wordsworth ‘couched him,’ and that, from
the moment of the operation, his eyes were startled with the deformities of the
‘
Bard’ and the
Elegy in the Country Church-yard!’
Such ‘
despicable fooleries are perhaps beneath
notice.——” Now for page 66; “A man of his intelligence must
know that Mr
Wordsworth is a person of
great talents and
great virtues, and has long
occupied a
high station in English literature.” We would
now give a little respite to Mr Wordsworth, but positively his friends of
Blackwood’s Magazine will not permit it.
Once more, and he shall have rest. Hitherto we have requested our readers to turn to different
pages, but we now call their attention to the circumstances asserted in the very same column,
in page 6; “Wordsworth too, with all his manifold defects, has,
we think, won to himself a great name, and,
in point of originality, will he considered as
second to no man of this age.” So far well,—when
originality decides the palm of merit, we see Mr
Wordsworth occupying his seat,—The surveying his peers,—and looking
around him well contented to find he has “in this point,” no superior,—that
he is “second to none.” Poor silly man, ere he is aware, a sovereign and king is
suddenly elevated before whom he must bow in obeisance,—
Walter
Scott assumes “the high imperial throne;” for, says our trusty
informer, “throughout all the works of “Scott, the
most original
minded man of this generation of poets.” We would condole with Mr
Wordsworth on his tumble, could we command our features; but the coat of
“many colours” with which the writers of this magazine have begirt him, renders him
so ludicrous, that we cannot refrain from laughing. Up Wordsworth and flee
out of the hands of these Philistines at any sacrifice,—roar “A horse, a horse,
a kingdom for a horse,” and ride for life!
We make no comment on the politeness with which Mr
Coleridge is a second time given the lie, when speaking as to a matter of fact
he witnessed. The sentence is curious,
and we shall transcribe it; page
10. “But the truth probably is, that all this is a fiction of Mr
Coleridge, whose wit is at all times most execrable and
disgusting.” These words will not startle our readers,—they are prepared
for such pretty narrations. But we have something in store,—we have a disclosure to make
that must burst upon them, lost in astonishment and confusion. They have not forgotten
Leigh Hunt,—nor his character, delineated in this
Magazine,—that
ignorant, vulgar, blaspheming Jacobin,—that
morally depraved, obscene
Leigh Hunt,—whose
company are kept
mistresses, who
talks indelicately like a tea-sip ping milliner
girl, whose
disease is indecency, and who
speaks unclean things through perfect inanition. Yet the paper superintended by that
“profligate creature” is adduced as evidence against the character of Mr
Coleridge, to accuse him of ingratitude and breach of friendship. Whether the
charge in the
Examiner be true or false is nothing to
us. But the fact is on record, that after having described Mr Hunt as a
being, whose word no court of justice would sustain, the Conductors of the Magazine gravely
bring forward the work he edites and superintends, to witness against Mr
Coleridge. Is this doubted? we refer our readers to note page 15.
We now conclude our remarks, page 12. “At the house of a
‘Brummagem-patriot’ he” (Mr
Coleridge) “appears to have got dead drunk with strong ale and
tobacco, and in that pitiable condition he was exposed to his disciples, lying upon a sofa,
“with my face like a wall that is white-washing, deathly pale, and with the cold
drops of perspiration running down it my forehead.” What is the inference that
every one must. draw from this paragraph? Is it not Mr Coleridge, in the
company of such men as Watson and Preston,
represented as drinking strong ale and smoking until he becomes intoxicated? Is not the
impression on the mind, that he was amongst a rabble, and between every libation of strong ale,
supporting his spirits by the tobacco, till, exhausted and inebriated, he sinks down drunk? We
shall not ask the Editor to be ashamed of this rare fabrication, it is his handy-work and
formation, and let him simper and smile as he views it. We earnestly request our readers to
examine attentively, the original, and if there is a human being that will justify the Editor,
we stand condemned. Mr Cole-
ridge had made some unsuccessful attempts to
procure subscriptions for a work he intended to publish. He says, “’This I have
said was my second and last attempt. On returning baffled from the first, in which I had vainly
essayed to repeat the miracle of Orpheus with the Brummagem
patriot, I dined with the tradesman who had introduced me to him. After dinner, he importuned
me to smoke a pipe with him, and two or three other illuminati of the same rank. I objected,
both because I was engaged to spend the evening with a minister and his friends, and because I
had never smoked except once or twice in my lifetime; and then it was herb tobacco mixed with
Oronooko. On the assurance, however, that the tobacco was equally mild, and seeing too that it
was of a yellow colour, (not forgetting the lamentable difficulty I have always experienced in
saying, No! and in abstaining from what the people about me were doing,) I took half a pipe,
filling the lower half of the bole with salt. I was soon, however, compelled to resign it, in
consequence of a giddiness and a distressful feeling in my eyes, which, as I had drank but a
single glass of ale, must, I
knew, have been
the effect of the tobacco. Soon after, deeming myself recovered, I sallied forth to my
engagement; but the walk and the fresh air brought on all the symptoms again; and I had
scarcely entered the minister’s drawing-room, and opened a small packet of letters which
he had received from Bristol for me, ere I sunk back on the sofa, in a sort of swoon rather
than sleep. Fortunately I had found just time enough to inform him of the confused state of my
feelings, and of the occasion. For here and thus I lay, my face like a wall that is
white-washing,
deathy pale, and with the cold drops of perspiration
running down it from my forehead, while, one after another, there dropt in the different
gentlemen who had been invited to meet and spend the evening with me, to the number of from
fifteen to twenty. As the poison of tobacco acts but for a short time, I at length awoke from
insensibility, and looked around on the party; my eyes dazzled by the candles which had been
lighted in the interim. By way of relieving my embarrassment, one of the gentlemen began the
conversation with ‘
Have you seen a paper today, Mr
Coleridge?’—‘Sir!’ (I replied, rubbing my eyes,) ‘I am far
from convinced, that a Christian is permitted to read either newspapers, or any other works of
merely political and temporary interest.’ This remark, so ludicrously inapposite to, or
rather incongruous with the purpose for which I was known to have visited Birmingham, and to
assist me in which they were all then met, produced an involuntary and general burst of
laughter; and seldom, indeed, have I passed so many delightful hours as I enjoyed in that room,
from the moment of that laugh to an early hour the next morning.”
We leave Blackwood’s Edinburgh
Magazine for October.
From the review of this work we look around us and joyously survey the noble
exertions to disseminate literature and information. We see almost every man that can aid, (and
who is there that cannot, more or less,) putting his hand to the labour. The progress of
science seems accelerated by the wide circulation and grand displays of true charity. These
prospects, after the emotions, the production we have examined, inspires, are really
gladdening,—they are gratifying,—they came over us like “balm” to
the “spirit troubled,” with the sad scrutiny of so much as we
have had to blame. The reward of these generous philanthropists and benefactors of mankind will
follow them.
To those who would endeavour to impede that noble work, await the contempt of
cotemporaries,—the obloquy of futurity,—the gloom of years.
THE END.