Reminiscences of a Literary Life
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SIR GEORGE MURRAY
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CHAPTER XXIV
SIR GEORGE MURRAY
When the Duc de
Montpensier, the son of King Louis
Philippe, came over to England in 1845, he was Master-General of the
Ordnance in France. As Sir George Murray then held
the like appointment in England, he was invited, or bidden, in the style royal, to the
first dinner given to H.R.H. at Windsor Castle. The two Masters-General—the one advanced in
years, and a tried old soldier, the other an inexperienced young man, who owed his high
military rank to the accident of his being a King’s son—had a good deal of
conversation after the repast. The Duke expressed, in anxious terms, the desire to be shown
over Woolwich Arsenal as soon as possible. Sir George, as a matter of
course, allowed him to name his day and hour. Sir George was too busy
to go himself, but he sent an aide-de-camp and his own son-in-law,
Captain Boyd, to attend His Highness, who took
with him some half-dozen French officers.
No reception could have been more respectful, and at the same time more
cordial, than that which these foreigners met with. They were shown over every part of the
Arsenal, into all the workshops, model rooms, and into the laboratory; they were allowed
ample time to examine everything they chose, whether of old or of recent invention; and the
inspection being over, they were entertained at a splendid luncheon in the mess-room of our
Artillery, who know how to do that sort of thing in the very best style, and who have
plenty of plate and all other
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necessary means
and appliances. About a week after the return of the Duke to Paris, Sir George
Murray’s aide-de-camp received a letter from one of the aides-de-camp of H.R.H. I was with Sir
George, in the Ordnance Office, when this letter was brought to him. After
glancing his eye over it, he smiled and said: “Here is rather a nice specimen of
French impudence! Read this!” The letter contained a request, on the part of
the Duke, that Sir George would have some drawings made of some new
gun-carriage and other newly-invented machinery, and that these drawings might be forwarded
as soon as convenient. “His Royal Highness,” said the
aide-de-camp, “though he very attentively inspected all
that came under his eye at Woolwich, does not quite distinctly remember the
construction and application of some of these objects, and would be greatly assisted by
some correct drawings.” “It is really cool,” said I.
“What answer will you give, Sir George?”
“A polite but a positive No!” said he.
I am not aware how Englishmen visiting French arsenals were treated at that
period, or how they may be treated now; but I can speak to the reception I, in my humble
capacity, met with at Toulon at the beginning of the year 1829, while as yet Charles X. was King; I went to the Arsenal with a letter to
the Commandant from a respectable merchant and banker of Marseilles. This officer received
me with very scant courtesy. He abruptly asked me whether I were “militaire.” As I had just returned from
travelling in the East, I still wore a moustache and had a sunburnt face. I assured him
that I was not in the Army; and he had the rudeness to betray, by his looks, the suspicion
that I was telling an untruth and that he did not believe me. After a very little talk, he
called up two gens d’armes, and told them
to conduct me over the Arsenal. With one of these fellows on either flank, I was hurried
and trotted
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through the Arsenal. I must have looked something like a
criminal condemned to the galleys. I was not allowed time to examine anything; I was
hurried on from place to place, and many places I was not allowed to enter at all. I threw
away a five-franc piece in a vain endeavour to soften these two police-soldiers,
“Allons, Monsieur! Marchons!”
And away they hurried me. Beyond the roguish countenance of a fellow who was
“aux bagnes,” for having
stolen the jewels of Mademoiselle Mars, the famous
actress—the beds or boards on which the galériens
are chained and fastened down side by side at night, their legs being secured in a sort of
long iron stocks—I really remember next to nothing of what I so hastily saw in the Arsenal
and dockyards of Toulon. I hope that they now manage these matters better in France, and
that less jealousy and more liberality are shown to us English, who are so liberal towards
the French; but from some few things which have recently come to my knowledge,
“j’en doute.”
One morning that I called at the Ordnance Office, Sir George was going to attend the Committee, at that
time, if I remember well, sitting in consultation on some of the Park or other West End
improvements. He was ill, very ill; already yielding to the maladies which were so soon to
bring him to the grave.
He was out of humour with most of the decisions the Committee had
previously come to, and with nearly everything that had been done under their auspices; and
as a man of taste and sound judgment, he might well have been so. “I wish I were
not going,” said he; “I would much rather stay here and talk over
the Marlborough despatches with you!” He
was then editing those despatches, and I was occasionally giving him a little assistance.
He said: “It seems to me that this Committee does hardly anything that is right.
If twenty or thirty architectural plans and designs be brought before them,
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it is the toss-up of a halfpenny that they
do not choose the very worst and the most expensive. Was there ever anything worse than
the Nelson Column, with the queer statue a-top of it, that looks like a man with a
tail! Two sailors were coming out of the Strand into Trafalgar Square. ‘D—— me,
Jack,’ said one to the other, ‘if they haven’t top-masted the
Admiral! There’s a pretty go! I wonder
what next!’ I think,” continued Sir George,
“that I shall cry off. I am sick of voting in minorities, and of seeing things
adopted of which I cannot approve. It is the old English story: there are on the Committee
men of indisputable taste and ability, men quite incapable of being swayed by partialities,
or prejudices, or self-interested motives; but these men are not regular in their
attendance, or strenuous in their exertion; while, on the other hand, a set of inferior
individuals, inferior not only in taste but also in other qualities, are constant in their
attendance at the Board, and by coalescing and clubbing together, they generally manage to
carry everything their own way. Yet all things are done in the name of the Committee, as
one; and I and your friend, Mr. Hallam, and old
Sam Hughes—not to mention others—are members of
that Committee, and are often held to be, in part, responsible for the solecisms and
blunders that are committed. The Duke laughed at me for accepting the nomination. If I had
taken the Duke’s advice, I should never have been
on the Committee of Taste. The Duke’s plain common sense always leads, and always did
lead him right. One of his maxims has been, never to undertake work with your arms tied;
another, never to seek reputation, or the power of doing good or preventing evil, as a
member of a Committee or any such body! For, though you will get neither credit nor praise
for what it does well, you will not escape blame for what it does ill.”
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When Moore was on the advance to
Salamanca, a party of our light cavalry, one fine afternoon, suddenly surprised and took,
with all he had upon him or with him, a French Cabinet courier who was coming from Paris
and seeking the Emperor Napoleon, whose whereabouts
was at the moment rather uncertain. Besides despatches, the courier was the bearer of a
magnum of the choicest burgundy, no doubt a present from the thoughtful Cambaceres, who
always held that, whether in war or diplomacy, there was nothing like good cheer. Having
read or deciphered, as far as they were able, all the despatches and letters, Sir
John, turning to George Murray, said
laughingly: “Now after this day’s work let us wet our whistles, and try
what’s in the bottle!” Murray, nothing loath, drew
the cork, and clean glasses were forthcoming, and were filled in a trice.
“Burgundy, by Jove!” cried Murray.
“And of the very first quality!” said Sir John,
taking his first sip of the glass. “Murray, it must be
‘Vin de
Nuits!’” Here a timid, cautious aide-de-camp, turning pale as he spoke, and almost taking the glass out of his
General’s hand, said: “Stop, Sir John! For
Heaven’s sake have a care! The wine may be poisoned, and the courier and the
bottle may have been purposely thrown in your way to take you off!”
“A most improbable conjecture,” said Sir John,
emptying his glass at a draught, and passing the bottle to Murray, who
confessed that his mouth was watering. “But who knows,” said the
cautious aide-de-camp, “but that some mortal enemy at Paris
may have drugged the wine, to take off Napoleon himself? He has
many enemies in France who would be quite equal to such a deed!”
“Pooh!” said Murray, who had finished his first
glass while the officer was talking. “If there is poison here, I wish we had a
hogshead of it! It is pure, unalloyed, unmistakable burgundy, of the very best vintage.
Take a glass, man, and thank your stars for throwing such a
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prize in our way, in this hungry, sour-wine, barbarous
country!” Seeing no ill-effects either in the General or the Quartermaster,
the aide-de-camp filled his own glass, but he sipped it rather
cautiously, and was not at all anxious to replenish it. As he was not familiar with the
peculiar odour and flavour of burgundy, he fancied there was something queer, if not
deleterious, in the wine. “And so,” said Murray,
“the General and I had pretty well all the magnum to ourselves, and very merry
we got over it.”
Sir George Murray told me this little anecdote, with
many others, in the Ordnance Office, Pall Mall, in the summer of 1844, when he was
Master-General of the Ordnance, and not many months before his death, deeply lamented by
me.
“When that magnum fell in our way,” said the veteran,
the accomplished and free-hearted soldier, “we had been for weeks on rather short
commons, drinking nothing but common Spanish wines, which all savoured strongly of the
goat-skins in which they had been carried into the market or the camp; so that I must
confess I was quite greedy after the burgundy, and enjoyed it amazingly, as did also
poor Moore.” And Sir George spoke as if he had still on his lips and palate
the flavour of that delicious wine—lost to Napoleon,
and drunk by his foes.
Henry George Boyce (d. 1848)
Major in the 2nd Life Guards; in 1840 he married Louisa Murray, daughter of Lt.-Gen. Rt.
Hon. Sir George Murray. He died in Rome.
King Charles I of England (1600-1649)
The son of James VI and I; as king of England (1625-1649) he contended with Parliament;
he was revered as a martyr after his execution.
Charles X, King of France (1757-1836)
He was King of France 1824-1830 succeeding Louis XVIII; upon his abdication he was
succeeded by Louis Philippe, duc d'Orléans.
Henry Hallam (1777-1859)
English historian and contributor to the
Edinburgh Review, author
of
Introduction to the Literature of Europe, 4 vols (1837-39) and
other works. He was the father of Tennyson's Arthur Hallam.
Samuel Hughes (1786 c.-1849)
Military officer in India; he was lieutenant-colonel of the Bombay Native Infantry (1830)
and C.B. (1831).
Louis Philippe, king of the French (1773-1850)
The son of Louis Philippe II, Duke of Orléans; he was King of France 1830-48; he
abdicated following the February Revolution of 1848 and fled to England.
Mademoiselle Mars (1779-1847)
French actress, the illegitimate daughter of Mlle Mars Salvetat; she excelled in ingénue
roles.
Sir John Moore (1761-1809)
A hero of the Peninsular Campaign, killed at the Battle of Corunna; he was the son of Dr.
John Moore, the author of
Zeluco.
Sir George Murray (1772-1846)
The son of Sir William Murray, of Ochtertyre, fifth baronet; he was a general who served
under Wellington in the Peninsular War and was afterwards a Tory MP and commander-in-chief
in Ireland (1825-28).
Emperor Napoleon I (1769-1821)
Military leader, First Consul (1799), and Emperor of the French (1804), after his
abdication he was exiled to Elba (1814); after his defeat at Waterloo he was exiled to St.
Helena (1815).
Horatio Nelson, viscount Nelson (1758-1805)
Britain's naval hero who destroyed the French fleet in the Battle of the Nile (1798) and
defeated the combined French and Spanish fleets at Trafalgar (1805) in which action he was
killed.