Fifty Years’ Recollections, Literary and Personal
“You can little imagine the pleasure your letter gives
me, dated Rouen, February 17. The best way to answer your letter is to give you
my history.
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“Now you shall hear of myself, and wherefore and why at
Naples.
“A singing chevalier in London, of whom I think you have
heard, the Chevalier de Canea, a man protected by the
Prince Regent, wished to be made consul
at Nice. He spoke to Lord Castlereagh and
Lady Castlereagh, for whom he used to
sing. He prayed to be sent to Nice, knowing there was nothing to do. It was
settled he should go. The said Chevalier promised I should act as vice-consul,
as I knew the two or three languages requisite, and had some idea of business.
He told me it was a great port, with a considerable trade. Intoxicated with the
idea, I foolishly accepted his offer, and away we drove to Turin and Nice, a
small pretty town, thirteen miles from Antibes, and three only from the Var,
dividing Piedmont from France, the port about the size of an English
horse-pond, almost all the vessels feluccas of fifteen or twenty tons burthen.
A vessel of a good size seldom enters, a very large merchantmen cannot, a poor
prospect of making a fortune. However, being in another’s house and
table, my expences were not considerable. I was determined to try what my
income might be. Nice is recommended by the faculty in pulmonary cases, and the
English are very partial to the climate. It is a
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perpetual
spring, summer, or autumn. We arrived on the first of October, and in the
course of a little time, to pass the winter, came Lord and Lady Sandwich,
Lord and Lady
Glenbervie, Lady Charlotte
Lindsay, Lady Charlotte
Campbell, and names enough to fill up the side of my paper, but
of no use to me.
“The winter was delightful—dinners, balls among
the English every night, and the Piedmontese nobility, by the by, a set of
poor contemptible, intriguing tricksters, were often invited to the balls,
and musical parties. Your humble servant did not pass unnoticed, in
consequence of his ability in the French and Italian languages, and when it
was known that I could draw a little, I was looked upon as a white wonder.
I drew for one, sketched for another, walked and talked ‘sighed
and looked, and sighed again.’
“I think I see you laugh, as of old, at supposing me in
love, but if you knew me better, you would know that has been my case for the
last twenty-five years, particularly with every ‘pretty’ woman, and
I hope to continue the same for three hundred years to come, but to return. One
Sunday evening, I think the 5th of March, (about this time twelvemonth) several
vessels were seen passing the town of Nice, and the next morning the country
people bringing their oil and wine to the market, raised a hue and cry
‘Bonaparte is landed with twelve
hundred men!’ It caused as much surprize at Nice as it did in London, or
anywhere else, but the consternation and confusion amongst the English was
wholly indescribable. Every day and hour they greedily swallowed the news of
his progress. His having had a battle, wherein he was routed the next day
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was certain—the next day he was slain, they only
waited to hail, as the saviour of the world, the courier that would confirm the
news. Intelligence really did come that Bonaparte had fled
in disguise, and that two thousand out of the twelve hundred he had brought
with him, were either taken, slain or fled, the remainder seeking a passage
through the mountains! If they could not succeed, as the Niceards were sure
they could not get through the mountains, then they must march back again to
the Island of Elba—they were all anxiously expecting to see them, either
walk across the sea, or brought to Nice dead or alive. They found at last that
Bonaparte had entered Paris, and their surprise was
over—then they discovered that the climate of Nice, all at once got too
hot for them, and I was busily employed in getting feluccas, or anything else
that would secure their departure for Genoa. They all left, and I an
Englishman, could not stay at Nice, having nothing to do. The consul was the
first to hurry his own departure, the most ignorant, contemptible, singing prig
I ever met with or anybody else; a fellow full of pride and conceit, a consul
who did not know what a bale of goods was from a cobbler’s green
bag—the case with many of our consuls, I fear. Some of the English
gentlemen told him it was his duty to see the English all safe before he went,
that if he dared to go away, they would instantly inform the ambassador at
Turin. This stopped him. A gentleman of Yorkshire, named D——, with
a large family, who came to Nice for his son’s health, entreated I would
go with them to Genoa. I joined their party. We rode across the mountains, and
arrived safe. It is 320 | FIFTY YEARS’ RECOLLECTIONS, | |
a most beautiful city, with a great
deal of traffic. The Pope was there, the
King of Sardinia, the Queen of Etruria, Lord William Bentinck, &c. After the files and ceremonies
were over, the English went, some to England, others to Switzerland, and here
and there. The D—s went to Switzerland. I began to reflect I was a
tolerable Italian—I must see this famous Italy.
“I went to Rome, but it is modern not ancient Rome. You
see thousands of fat, contented, ignorant priests and monks, a few palaces,
which occupy much ground, a number of ‘things’ called
‘princes,’ few gentlemen, and hundreds of poor wretches called
‘Romans!’ After enjoying myself there as much as I could, I thought
I might as well go on and see Naples, a hundred and fifty miles further.
Something might be done there in a sea-port town. I should have told you that
this is no longer the country of the arts and sciences, though pride makes a
love of them be affected. From my experience, I could get more by selling fat
brawn, than by all the finest pictures that could be painted for a century, or
by writing the most meritorious work, unless I were taken very strongly by the
hand. ‘Ask Turner or Redding if I am not right?’ I think I
am. Now I am still at Naples, without friends or fortune. I had a few letters
of introduction to some noblemen at Naples, from princes and dukes at
Rome.”
Lady Charlotte Susan Maria Bury [née Campbell] (1775-1861)
Scottish novelist, daughter of John Campbell, fifth duke of Argyll; in 1791 she married
John Campbell of Shawfield and Islay (1796) and in 1818 Edward John Bury; she was
lady-in-waiting to Queen Caroline (1809) and published
Diary illustrative
of the Times of George IV (1838). Thomas Creevey described her as “a very handsome
woman and somewhat loose.”
Lady Charlotte Lindsay [née North] (1771 c.-1849)
The daughter of Frederick North, second Earl of Guilford; in 1800 she married Lt.-Col.
John Lindsay (d. 1826), son of James Lindsay, fifth Earl of Balcarres. She was Lady in
Waiting to Queen Caroline.
Maria Luisa, duchess of Lucca (1782-1824)
Daughter of Charles IV of Spain and the sometimes Regent of Etruria under Napoleon; she
was installed as duchess of Lucca by the Congress of Vienna.
Emperor Napoleon I (1769-1821)
Military leader, First Consul (1799), and Emperor of the French (1804), after his
abdication he was exiled to Elba (1814); after his defeat at Waterloo he was exiled to St.
Helena (1815).
Pope Pius VII. (1740-1823)
The Pope during the Napoleonic era, 1800-1823.
Cyrus Redding (1785-1870)
English journalist; he was a founding member of the Plymouth Institute, edited
Galignani's Messenger from 1815-18, and was the effective editor of
the
New Monthly Magazine (1821-30) and
The
Metropolitan (1831-33).
Joseph Mallord William Turner (1775-1851)
English landscape and history painter who left his collection to the National Gallery and
Tate Gallery.