“You can little imagine the pleasure your letter gives me, dated Rouen, February 17. The best way to answer your letter is to give you my history.
“Now you shall hear of myself, and wherefore and why at Naples.
“A singing chevalier in London, of whom I think you have
heard, the Chevalier de Canea, a man protected by the
Prince Regent, wished to be made consul
at Nice. He spoke to Lord Castlereagh and
Lady Castlereagh, for whom he used to
sing. He prayed to be sent to Nice, knowing there was nothing to do. It was
settled he should go. The said Chevalier promised I should act as vice-consul,
as I knew the two or three languages requisite, and had some idea of business.
He told me it was a great port, with a considerable trade. Intoxicated with the
idea, I foolishly accepted his offer, and away we drove to Turin and Nice, a
small pretty town, thirteen miles from Antibes, and three only from the Var,
dividing Piedmont from France, the port about the size of an English
horse-pond, almost all the vessels feluccas of fifteen or twenty tons burthen.
A vessel of a good size seldom enters, a very large merchantmen cannot, a poor
prospect of making a fortune. However, being in another’s house and
table, my expences were not considerable. I was determined to try what my
income might be. Nice is recommended by the faculty in pulmonary cases, and the
English are very partial to the climate. It is a
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“The winter was delightful—dinners, balls among the English every night, and the Piedmontese nobility, by the by, a set of poor contemptible, intriguing tricksters, were often invited to the balls, and musical parties. Your humble servant did not pass unnoticed, in consequence of his ability in the French and Italian languages, and when it was known that I could draw a little, I was looked upon as a white wonder. I drew for one, sketched for another, walked and talked ‘sighed and looked, and sighed again.’
“I think I see you laugh, as of old, at supposing me in
love, but if you knew me better, you would know that has been my case for the
last twenty-five years, particularly with every ‘pretty’ woman, and
I hope to continue the same for three hundred years to come, but to return. One
Sunday evening, I think the 5th of March, (about this time twelvemonth) several
vessels were seen passing the town of Nice, and the next morning the country
people bringing their oil and wine to the market, raised a hue and cry
‘Bonaparte is landed with twelve
hundred men!’ It caused as much surprize at Nice as it did in London, or
anywhere else, but the consternation and confusion amongst the English was
wholly indescribable. Every day and hour they greedily swallowed the news of
his progress. His having had a battle, wherein he was routed the next day
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“I went to Rome, but it is modern not ancient Rome. You see thousands of fat, contented, ignorant priests and monks, a few palaces, which occupy much ground, a number of ‘things’ called ‘princes,’ few gentlemen, and hundreds of poor wretches called ‘Romans!’ After enjoying myself there as much as I could, I thought I might as well go on and see Naples, a hundred and fifty miles further. Something might be done there in a sea-port town. I should have told you that this is no longer the country of the arts and sciences, though pride makes a love of them be affected. From my experience, I could get more by selling fat brawn, than by all the finest pictures that could be painted for a century, or by writing the most meritorious work, unless I were taken very strongly by the hand. ‘Ask Turner or Redding if I am not right?’ I think I am. Now I am still at Naples, without friends or fortune. I had a few letters of introduction to some noblemen at Naples, from princes and dukes at Rome.”