The Life of Lord Byron
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     NEWSTEAD ABBEY. 
    
    The figure which this ancient edifice cuts in the memoirs, as
                        well as in the works of the poet, and having given a view of it in the vignette, make it
                        almost essential that this work should contain some account of it. I am indebted to
                            Lake’s Life of Lord Byron for the following particulars: 
    
     “This Abbey was founded in the year 1170, by Henry II., as a Priory of Black Canons, and dedicated to the Virgin Mary.
                        It continued in the family of the Byrons until the time of our poet,
                        who sold it first to Mr. Claughton, for the sum of
                            140,000l., and on that gentleman’s not being able to
                        fulfil the agreement, and paying 20,000l. of a forfeit, it was
                        afterwards sold to another person, and most of the money vested in trustees, for the
                        jointure of Lady Byron. The greater part of the edifice
                        still remains. The present possessor, Major Wildman,
                        is, with genuine taste, repairing this beautiful specimen of gothic architecture. The late
                            Lord Byron repaired a considerable part of it, but
                        forgetting the roof, he turned his attention to the inside, and the consequence was, that
                        in a few years, the rain penetrating to the apartments, soon destroyed all those elegant
                        devices which his Lordship contrived. Lord Byron’s own study was
                        a neat little apartment, decorated with some good classic busts, a select collection of
                        books, an antique cross, a sword in a gilt case, and at the end of the room two
                        finely-polished skulls, on a pair of light fancy stands. In the garden likewise, there was
                        a great number of these skulls, taken from the burial-ground of the Abbey, and piled up
                        together, but they were afterwards recommitted to the earth. A writer, who visited it soon
                        after Lord Byron had sold it, says, ‘In one corner of the
                            servants’ hall lay a stone coffin, ![]()
![]() in which were
                            fencing-gloves and foils, and on the walls of the ample, but cheerless kitchen, was
                            painted, in large letters, ‘waste not—want not.’ During the minority
                            of Lord Byron, the Abbey was in the possession of Lord G——, his hounds, and divers colonies of
                            jackdaws, swallows, and starlings. The internal traces of this Goth were swept away,
                            but without, all appeared as rude and unreclaimed as he could have left it. With the
                            exception of the dog’s tomb, a conspicuous and elegant object, I do not recollect
                            the slightest trace of culture or improvement. The late
                                lord, a stern and desperate character, who is never mentioned by the
                            neighbouring peasants without a significant shake of the head, might have returned and
                            recognised every thing about him, except perhaps an additional crop of weeds. There
                            still slept that old pond, into which he is said to have hurled his lady in one of his
                            fits of fury, whence she was rescued by the gardener, a courageous blade, who was his
                            lord’s master, and chastised him for his barbarity. There still, at the end of
                            the garden, in a grove of oak, are two towering satyrs, he with his goat and club, and
                            Mrs. Satyr with her chubby cloven-footed brat, placed on pedestals, at the
                            intersections of the narrow and gloomy pathways, strike for a moment, with their grim
                            visages and silent shaggy forms, the fear into your bosom, which is felt by the
                            neighbouring peasantry, at ‘th’ oud laird’s devils.’ I have
                            frequently asked the country people what sort of a man his Lordship (our Lord
                                Byron) was. The impression of his eccentric but energetic character was
                            evident in the reply. ‘He’s the devil of a fellow for comical
                            fancies—he flag’s th’ oud laird to nothing, but he’s a hearty
                            good fellow for all that.’”
 in which were
                            fencing-gloves and foils, and on the walls of the ample, but cheerless kitchen, was
                            painted, in large letters, ‘waste not—want not.’ During the minority
                            of Lord Byron, the Abbey was in the possession of Lord G——, his hounds, and divers colonies of
                            jackdaws, swallows, and starlings. The internal traces of this Goth were swept away,
                            but without, all appeared as rude and unreclaimed as he could have left it. With the
                            exception of the dog’s tomb, a conspicuous and elegant object, I do not recollect
                            the slightest trace of culture or improvement. The late
                                lord, a stern and desperate character, who is never mentioned by the
                            neighbouring peasants without a significant shake of the head, might have returned and
                            recognised every thing about him, except perhaps an additional crop of weeds. There
                            still slept that old pond, into which he is said to have hurled his lady in one of his
                            fits of fury, whence she was rescued by the gardener, a courageous blade, who was his
                            lord’s master, and chastised him for his barbarity. There still, at the end of
                            the garden, in a grove of oak, are two towering satyrs, he with his goat and club, and
                            Mrs. Satyr with her chubby cloven-footed brat, placed on pedestals, at the
                            intersections of the narrow and gloomy pathways, strike for a moment, with their grim
                            visages and silent shaggy forms, the fear into your bosom, which is felt by the
                            neighbouring peasantry, at ‘th’ oud laird’s devils.’ I have
                            frequently asked the country people what sort of a man his Lordship (our Lord
                                Byron) was. The impression of his eccentric but energetic character was
                            evident in the reply. ‘He’s the devil of a fellow for comical
                            fancies—he flag’s th’ oud laird to nothing, but he’s a hearty
                            good fellow for all that.’” 
    
    Horace Walpole (Earl of
                        Orford), who had visited Newstead, gives, in his usual bitter sarcastic manner,
                        the following account of it: 
    
     “As I returned, I saw Newstead an Althorp. I ![]()
![]() like both. The former is the very abbey. The great east window of the church remains, and
                        connects with the house; the hall entire; the refectory entire; the cloister untouched,
                        with the ancient cistern of the convent, and their arms on it; it has a private chapel,
                        quite perfect. The park, which is still charming, has not been so much unprofaned. The
                            present Lord has lost large sums, and paid part in
                        old oaks, five thousand pounds’ worth of which have been cut near to the house. En revench, he has built two baby-forts to pay his country in
                        castles, for damage done to the navy, and planted a handful of Scotch firs, that look like
                        ploughboys dressed in old family liveries for a public day. In the hall is a very good
                        collection of pictures, all animals. The refectory, now the great drawing-room, is full of
                            Byrons: the vaulted roof remaining, but the windows have new
                        dresses making for them by a Venetian tailor.”
                        like both. The former is the very abbey. The great east window of the church remains, and
                        connects with the house; the hall entire; the refectory entire; the cloister untouched,
                        with the ancient cistern of the convent, and their arms on it; it has a private chapel,
                        quite perfect. The park, which is still charming, has not been so much unprofaned. The
                            present Lord has lost large sums, and paid part in
                        old oaks, five thousand pounds’ worth of which have been cut near to the house. En revench, he has built two baby-forts to pay his country in
                        castles, for damage done to the navy, and planted a handful of Scotch firs, that look like
                        ploughboys dressed in old family liveries for a public day. In the hall is a very good
                        collection of pictures, all animals. The refectory, now the great drawing-room, is full of
                            Byrons: the vaulted roof remaining, but the windows have new
                        dresses making for them by a Venetian tailor.” 
    
     The following detailed description of Byron’s paternal abode, is extracted from “A visit to Newstead Abbey in 1828,” in The London Literary Gazette: 
    
     “It was on the noon of a cold bleak day in February, that I set out
                        to visit the memorable abbey of Newstead, once the property and abode of the immortal
                            Byron. The gloomy state of the weather, and the
                        dreary aspect of the surrounding country, produced impressions more appropriate to the
                        views of such a spot, than the cheerful season and scenery of summer. The estate lies on
                        the left hand side of the high north road, eight miles beyond Nottingham; but, as I
                        approached the place, I looked in vain for some indication of the abbey. Nothing is seen
                        but a thick plantation of young larch and firs, bordering the road, until you arrive at the
                        hut, a small public-house by the wayside. Nearly opposite to this is a plain white gate,
                        without lodges, opening into the park; before stands a fine spreading oak, one of the few
                        remaining trees of Sherwood forest, the famous haunt ![]()
![]() of Robin Hood and his associates, which once covered all this
                        part of the country, and whose county was about the domain of Newstead. To this oak, the
                        only one of any size on the estate, Byron was very partial. It is
                        pretty well known that his great uncle (to whom he succeeded) cut down almost all the
                        valuable timber; so that, when Byron came into possession of the estate, and indeed, the
                        whole time he had it, it presented a very bare and desolate appearance. The soil is very
                        poor, and fit only for the growth of larch and firs; and, of these, upwards of 700 acres
                        have been planted. Byron could not afford the first outlay which was
                        necessary, in order ultimately to increase its worth; so that as long as he held it, the
                        rental did not exceed 1300l. a-year. From the gate to the abbey is a
                        mile. The carriage road runs straight for about three hundred yards through the
                        plantations, when it takes a sudden turn to the right; and, on returning to the left, a
                        beautiful and extensive view over the valley and distant hills is opened with the turrets
                        of the abbey, rising among the dark trees beneath. To the right of the abbey is perceived a
                        tower on a hill, in the midst of a grove of firs. From this part the road winds gently to
                        the left till it reaches the abbey, which is approached on the north side. It lies in a
                        valley very low; sheltered to the north and west, by rising ground; and to the south,
                        enjoying a fine prospect over an undulating vale. A more secluded spot could hardly have
                        been chosen for the pious purposes to which it was devoted. To the north and east is a
                        garden, walled in; and to the west the upper lake. On the west side, the mansion is without
                        any enclosure or garden-drive, and can therefore be approached by any person passing
                        through the park. In this open space is the ancient cistern, or fountain, of the convent,
                        covered with grotesque carvings, and having water still running into a basin. The old
                        church-window, which, in an architectural
 of Robin Hood and his associates, which once covered all this
                        part of the country, and whose county was about the domain of Newstead. To this oak, the
                        only one of any size on the estate, Byron was very partial. It is
                        pretty well known that his great uncle (to whom he succeeded) cut down almost all the
                        valuable timber; so that, when Byron came into possession of the estate, and indeed, the
                        whole time he had it, it presented a very bare and desolate appearance. The soil is very
                        poor, and fit only for the growth of larch and firs; and, of these, upwards of 700 acres
                        have been planted. Byron could not afford the first outlay which was
                        necessary, in order ultimately to increase its worth; so that as long as he held it, the
                        rental did not exceed 1300l. a-year. From the gate to the abbey is a
                        mile. The carriage road runs straight for about three hundred yards through the
                        plantations, when it takes a sudden turn to the right; and, on returning to the left, a
                        beautiful and extensive view over the valley and distant hills is opened with the turrets
                        of the abbey, rising among the dark trees beneath. To the right of the abbey is perceived a
                        tower on a hill, in the midst of a grove of firs. From this part the road winds gently to
                        the left till it reaches the abbey, which is approached on the north side. It lies in a
                        valley very low; sheltered to the north and west, by rising ground; and to the south,
                        enjoying a fine prospect over an undulating vale. A more secluded spot could hardly have
                        been chosen for the pious purposes to which it was devoted. To the north and east is a
                        garden, walled in; and to the west the upper lake. On the west side, the mansion is without
                        any enclosure or garden-drive, and can therefore be approached by any person passing
                        through the park. In this open space is the ancient cistern, or fountain, of the convent,
                        covered with grotesque carvings, and having water still running into a basin. The old
                        church-window, which, in an architectural ![]()
![]() point of view, is most
                        deserving of observation, is nearly entire, and adjoins the north-west corner of the abbey.
                        Through the iron gate which opens into the garden, under the arch, is seen the dog’s
                        tomb; it is on the north side, upon a raised ground, and surrounded by steps. The verses
                        inscribed on one side of the pedestal are well known, but the lines preceding them are not
                        so. They run thus:
 point of view, is most
                        deserving of observation, is nearly entire, and adjoins the north-west corner of the abbey.
                        Through the iron gate which opens into the garden, under the arch, is seen the dog’s
                        tomb; it is on the north side, upon a raised ground, and surrounded by steps. The verses
                        inscribed on one side of the pedestal are well known, but the lines preceding them are not
                        so. They run thus: 
    
    
       Near this spot 
       Are deposited the remains of one 
       Who possessed Beauty without vanity, 
       Strength without insolence, 
       Courage without ferocity, 
       And all the virtues of Man without his vices. 
       This praise, which would be unmeaning flattery 
       If inscribed over human ashes, 
       Is but a just tribute to the memory of 
      Boatswain, a dog, 
       Who was born at Newfoundland, May, 1803, 
       And died at Newstead, November 18th, 1808. 
     
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     The whole edifice is a quadrangle, enclosing a court, with a reservoir,
                        and jet d’eau in the middle; and the
                        cloisters still entire, running round the four sides. The south, now the principal front,
                        looks over a pleasure-garden to a small lake, which has been opened from the upper one,
                        since Byron’s time. The entrance-door is on the
                        west, in a small vestibule, and has nothing remarkable in it. On entering, I came into a
                        large stone hall, and turning to the left, went through it to a smaller one, beyond which
                        is the staircase. The whole of this part has been almost entirely rebuilt by Colonel Wildman; indeed, during
                            Byron’s occupation, the only habitable rooms were some small
                        ones in the south-east angle. Over the cloister, on the four sides of the building, runs
                        the gallery, from which doors open into various apartments, now fitted up with taste and
                        elegance, for the accommodation of a family, but then empty, and fast going to decay. In
                        one of the galleries hang two oil-paintings of dogs, as large as ![]()
![]() life; one, a red wolf-dog, and the other, a black Newfoundland, with white legs, the
                        celebrated Boatswain. They both died at Newstead. Of the latter,
                            Byron felt the loss as of a dear friend. These are almost the only
                        paintings of Byron’s which remain at the abbey. From the
                        gallery, I entered the refectory, now the grand drawing-room; an apartment of great
                        dimensions, facing south, with a fine vaulted roof, and polished oak floor, and splendidly
                        furnished in the modern style. The walls are covered with full-length portraits of the old
                        school. As this room has been made fit for use, entirely since the days of
                            Byron, there are not those associations connected with it which
                        are to be found in many of the others, though of inferior appearance. Two objects there
                        are, however, which demand observation. The first that caught my attention was the portrait
                        of Byron, by Phillips, over the
                        fireplace, upon which I gazed with strong feelings; it is certainly the handsomest and most
                        pleasing likeness of him I have seen. The other is a thing about which every body has
                        heard, and of which few have any just idea. In a cabinet at the end of the room, carefully
                        preserved, and concealed in a sliding case, is kept the celebrated skull cup, upon which
                        are inscribed those splendid verses:
                        life; one, a red wolf-dog, and the other, a black Newfoundland, with white legs, the
                        celebrated Boatswain. They both died at Newstead. Of the latter,
                            Byron felt the loss as of a dear friend. These are almost the only
                        paintings of Byron’s which remain at the abbey. From the
                        gallery, I entered the refectory, now the grand drawing-room; an apartment of great
                        dimensions, facing south, with a fine vaulted roof, and polished oak floor, and splendidly
                        furnished in the modern style. The walls are covered with full-length portraits of the old
                        school. As this room has been made fit for use, entirely since the days of
                            Byron, there are not those associations connected with it which
                        are to be found in many of the others, though of inferior appearance. Two objects there
                        are, however, which demand observation. The first that caught my attention was the portrait
                        of Byron, by Phillips, over the
                        fireplace, upon which I gazed with strong feelings; it is certainly the handsomest and most
                        pleasing likeness of him I have seen. The other is a thing about which every body has
                        heard, and of which few have any just idea. In a cabinet at the end of the room, carefully
                        preserved, and concealed in a sliding case, is kept the celebrated skull cup, upon which
                        are inscribed those splendid verses: |  Start not, nor deem my spirit fled, &c.  | 
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     People often suppose, from the name, that the cup retains all the terrific
                        appearances of a death’s head, and imagine that they could 
|  Behold through each lack-lustre eyeless hole   The gay recess of wisdom and of wit.  | 
![]() Not at all; there is nothing whatever startling in it. It is well polished, its edge
                        is bound by a broad rim of silver, and it is set in a neat stand of the same metal, which
                        serves as a handle, and upon the four sides of which, and not upon the skull itself, the
 Not at all; there is nothing whatever startling in it. It is well polished, its edge
                        is bound by a broad rim of silver, and it is set in a neat stand of the same metal, which
                        serves as a handle, and upon the four sides of which, and not upon the skull itself, the
                            ![]()
![]() verses are engraved. It is, in short, in appearance, a very
                        handsome utensil, and one from which the most fastidious person might (in my opinion) drink
                        without scruple. It was always produced after dinner, when Byron had company at the Abbey, and a bottle of claret poured into it. An
                        elegant round library-table is the only article of furniture in this room that belonged to
                            Byron, and this he constantly used. Beyond the refectory, on the
                        same floor, is Byron’s study, now used as a temporary dining-room, the entire
                        furniture of which is the same that was used by him. It is all very plain, indeed ordinary.
                        A good painting of a battle, over the sideboard, was also his. This apartment, perhaps,
                        beyond all others, deserves the attention of the pilgrim to Newstead, as more intimately
                        connected with the poetical existence of Byron. It was here that he
                        prepared for the press those first effusions of his genius which were published at Newark,
                        under the title of Hours of Idleness. It was
                        here that he meditated, planned, and for the most part wrote, that splendid retort to the
                        severe critiques they had called down, which stamped him as the keenest satirist of the
                        day. And it was here that his tender and beautiful verses to Mary, and many of those sweet pieces found
                        among his miscellaneous poems, were composed. His bed-room is small, and still remains in
                        the same state as when he occupied it; it contains little worthy of notice, besides the
                        bed, which is of common size, with gilt posts, surmounted by coronets. Over the fireplace
                        is a picture of Murray, the old family servant who
                        accompanied Byron to Gibraltar, when he first went abroad. A picture
                        of Henry VIII., and another portrait in this room,
                        complete the enumeration of all the furniture or paintings of
                            Byron’s remaining at the Abbey. In some of the rooms are
                        very curiously-carved mantel-pieces, with grotesque figures, evidently of old date. In a
                        corner of one of the galleries there still remained
 verses are engraved. It is, in short, in appearance, a very
                        handsome utensil, and one from which the most fastidious person might (in my opinion) drink
                        without scruple. It was always produced after dinner, when Byron had company at the Abbey, and a bottle of claret poured into it. An
                        elegant round library-table is the only article of furniture in this room that belonged to
                            Byron, and this he constantly used. Beyond the refectory, on the
                        same floor, is Byron’s study, now used as a temporary dining-room, the entire
                        furniture of which is the same that was used by him. It is all very plain, indeed ordinary.
                        A good painting of a battle, over the sideboard, was also his. This apartment, perhaps,
                        beyond all others, deserves the attention of the pilgrim to Newstead, as more intimately
                        connected with the poetical existence of Byron. It was here that he
                        prepared for the press those first effusions of his genius which were published at Newark,
                        under the title of Hours of Idleness. It was
                        here that he meditated, planned, and for the most part wrote, that splendid retort to the
                        severe critiques they had called down, which stamped him as the keenest satirist of the
                        day. And it was here that his tender and beautiful verses to Mary, and many of those sweet pieces found
                        among his miscellaneous poems, were composed. His bed-room is small, and still remains in
                        the same state as when he occupied it; it contains little worthy of notice, besides the
                        bed, which is of common size, with gilt posts, surmounted by coronets. Over the fireplace
                        is a picture of Murray, the old family servant who
                        accompanied Byron to Gibraltar, when he first went abroad. A picture
                        of Henry VIII., and another portrait in this room,
                        complete the enumeration of all the furniture or paintings of
                            Byron’s remaining at the Abbey. In some of the rooms are
                        very curiously-carved mantel-pieces, with grotesque figures, evidently of old date. In a
                        corner of one of the galleries there still remained ![]()
![]() the fencing
                        foils, gloves, masks, and single-sticks he used in his youth, and in a corner of the
                        cloister lies a stone coffin, taken from the burial ground of the abbey. The ground floor
                        contains some spacious halls and divers apartments for domestic offices, and there is a
                        neat little private chapel in the cloister, where service is performed on Sundays.
                            Byron’s sole recreation here was his boat and dogs, and
                        boxing and fencing for exercise, and to prevent a tendency to obesity, which he dreaded.
                        His constant employment was writing, for which he used to sit up as late as two or three
                        o’clock in the morning. His life here was an entire seclusion, devoted to poetry.
 the fencing
                        foils, gloves, masks, and single-sticks he used in his youth, and in a corner of the
                        cloister lies a stone coffin, taken from the burial ground of the abbey. The ground floor
                        contains some spacious halls and divers apartments for domestic offices, and there is a
                        neat little private chapel in the cloister, where service is performed on Sundays.
                            Byron’s sole recreation here was his boat and dogs, and
                        boxing and fencing for exercise, and to prevent a tendency to obesity, which he dreaded.
                        His constant employment was writing, for which he used to sit up as late as two or three
                        o’clock in the morning. His life here was an entire seclusion, devoted to poetry. 
    
    
      THE END.
    
    
    
    
      C. WHITING, BEAUFORT HOUSE, STRAND
    
    
    Leigh Hunt, 
Lord Byron and Some of his Contemporaries  (London:   Henry Colburn,   1828) 
An article was
                        written in “The Westminster
                        Review” (Medwin says 
                        by Mr. Hobhouse) to show that the Conversations were altogether unworthy of
                        credit. There are doubtless many inaccuracies in the latter; but the spirit remains
                        undoubted; and the author of the criticism was only vexed, that such was the fact. He
                        assumes, that Lord Byron could not have made this or that statement to
                            Captain Medwin, because the statement was erroneous or untrue; but
                        an anonymous author has no right to be believed in preference to one who speaks in his own
                        name: there is nothing to show that Mr. Hobhouse might not have been
                        as mistaken about a date or an epigram as Mr. Medwin; and when we find
                        him giving us his own version of a fact, and Mr. Medwin asserting that
                            Lord Byron gave him another, the only impression left upon the
                        mind of any body who knew his Lordship is, that the fault most probably lay in the loose
                        corners of the noble Poet’s vivacity. Such is the impression made upon the author of
                        an unpublished Letter to Mr.
                            Hobhouse, which has been shown me in print; and he had a right to it. The
                        reviewer, to my knowledge, is mistaken upon some points, as well as the person he reviews.
                        The assumption, that nobody can know any thing about Lord Byron but
                        two or three persons who were conversant with him for a certain space of time, and whom he
                        spoke of with as little ceremony, and would hardly treat with more confidence than he did a
                        hundred others, is ludicrous; and can only end, as the criticism has done, in doing no good
                        either to him or them. . . .
John Galt, 
“Pot versus Kettle” in Fraser’s Magazine
                                             Vol. 2
                                             No. 11  (December 1830) 
 “Dear Sir;—Amongst the
                                agreeable things which you say of me in your life of Lord Byron, you conjecture that I
                                ‘condemned’ 
                                    Childe Harold
                                 previously to its publication. There is not the slightest foundation for this
                                supposition—nor is it true as you state, ‘that I was the only person
                                    who had seen the poem in manuscript, as I was with Lord
                                        Byron whilst he was writing it.’ I had left
                                    Lord Byron before he had finished the two cantos, and,
                                excepting a few fragments, I had never seen them until they were printed. My own
                                persuasion is, that the story told in Dallas’s Recollections of some
                                person, name unknown, having dissuaded Lord Byron from
                                publishing Childe Harold, is a
                                mere fabrication, for it is at complete variance with all Lord
                                    Byron himself told me on the subject. At any rate, I was not that
                                person; if I had been, it is not very likely that the poem which I had endeavoured
                                to stifle in its birth, should, in its complete, or, as Lord
                                    Byron says, in its ‘concluded state,’ be dedicated to
                                me. I must, therefore, request you will take the earliest opportunity of relieving
                                me from this imputation, which, so far as a man can be written down by any other
                                author than himself, cannot fail to produce a very prejudicial effect, and to give
                                me more uneasiness than I think it can be your wish to inflict on any man who has
                                never given you provocation or excuse for injustice.  . . .
John Galt, 
“Pot versus Kettle” in Fraser’s Magazine
                                             Vol. 2
                                             No. 11  (December 1830) 
I am glad to find my college
                                    stories administered relief to your nerves, when we were together in the Malta
                                    packet some one and twenty years ago; and I am not sorry that my wearing a red
                                    coat at Cagliari, and cutting my finger in the quarries of Pentelicus, should
                                    have furnished materials for your present volume; but to repay me for having
                                    supplied these timely episodes, as well as for your copious extracts from my
                                    travels in Albania, and also for inserting my note about Madame Guiccioli without my leave, you must
                                    positively cancel the passage respecting Childe Harold
                                    in page 161 of your little volume. . . .
John Galt, 
“Pot versus Kettle” in Fraser’s Magazine
                                             Vol. 2
                                             No. 11  (December 1830) 
I wonder that even common policy did not induce you to be
                                    more cautious in making statements which might be so easily disproved, and
                                    which have, indeed, been already incontrovertibly refuted. The very
                                    conversation, which you have judiciously selected from Medwin, as one of those parts of his trumpery book to the truth of which you
                                    can speak, I know to be a lie; for I never went the tour of the lake of Geneva
                                    with Lord Byron. . . .
John Galt, 
“Pot versus Kettle” in Fraser’s Magazine
                                             Vol. 2
                                             No. 11  (December 1830) 
You tell me that your wish has
                                    been to give only an outline of his intellectual character. I am at a loss to
                                    understand how your gossip about him and me, and the silly anecdotes you have
                                    copied from very discreditable authorities, can be said to be fairly comprised
                                    in such an outline. But your plan ought certainly to have compelled you to make
                                    yourself thoroughly acquainted with his poetry, and to quote him just as he
                                    wrote. Nevertheless, you have misrepresented him at least nine times in the ten
                                    stanzas of that poem which you call the last, and which was not the last, he
                                    ever wrote. Oh, for shame! stick to your acknowledged fictions—there you
                                    are safe—you may deal with Leddy
                                        Grippy and Laurie Todd as
                                    you please, but not with those who have really lived, or who are still
                                    alive. . . .
[John Wilson et. al.], 
“Noctes Ambrosianae XVII” in Blackwood’s Edinburgh Magazine
                                             Vol. 16
                                             No. 94  (November 1824) 
 And there was another funny thing o’ his, till a queer looking lad, one
                  Mr. Skeffington, that wrote a tragedy, that was called
                  “The Mysterious Bride,” the whilk
               thing made the Times newspaper for once witty—for it
               said no more o’t, than just “Last night a play called The Mysterious
                  Bride, by the Honorable Mr. Skeffington, was performed at Drury Lane.
               The piece was damned.” Weel, ye see it happened that there was a masquerade some nights after,
               and Mr. Cam Hobhouse gaed till’t in the disguise
               o’ a Spanish nun, that had been ravished by the French army—  . . .
Thomas Claughton  (1774 c.-1842)  
                  Educated at Rugby, he was a Warrington solicitor and MP for Newton, Lancashire (1818-25)
                        who agreed to purchase Newstead Abbey in 1812 and then paid the forfeit. He was the father
                        of Thomas Legh Claughton (1808-1892), bishop of St Albans.
               
 
    Charles Grey, first earl Grey  (1729-1807)  
                  Military officer who distinguished himself in the Seven Years' War and American War of
                        Independence; he was made a peer in 1801.
               
 
    
    
    J. W. Lake  (1829 fl.)  
                  Poet, translator, and author of prefaces to English writers for Parisian publishers; he
                        wrote 
A Poetical Tribute to the Memory of Lord Byron (1824). His 
Life of Byron (1826) was translated into German and Italian.
               
 
    Thomas Phillips  (1770-1845)  
                  English painter who assisted Benjamin West, exhibited at the Royal Academy, and painted
                        portraits of English poets including Byron, Crabbe, Scott, Southey, and Coleridge.
               
 
    
    Thomas Wildman  (1787-1859)  
                  Schoolfellow of Byron's at Harrow, purchaser and preserver of Newstead Abbey; he served
                        in the Peninsular War under Sir John Moore and was equerry to the Duke of Sussex.