Memoirs of the Life of Sir Walter Scott, Bart.
        Walter Scott to Anna Seward, 21 March 1805
        
        
          
        
        
          
        
       
      
      
      
      
     
     
    
     Edinburgh, 21st March, 1805. 
    
    
     “I am truly happy that you found any amusement in the
                                        Lay of the Last Minstrel. It
                                    has great faults, of ![]()
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 which no one can be more sensible
                                    than I am myself. Above all, it is deficient in that sort of continuity which a
                                    story ought to have, and which, were it to write again, I would endeavour to
                                    give it. But I began and wandered forward, like one in a pleasant country,
                                    getting to the top of one hill to see a prospect, and to the bottom of another
                                    to enjoy a shade, and what wonder if my course has been devious and desultory,
                                    and many of my excursions altogether unprofitable to the advance of my journey.
                                    The Dwarf Page is also an excrescence, and I plead guilty to all the censures
                                    concerning him. The truth is, he has a history, and it is this: The story of
                                        Gilpin Horner was told by an old
                                    gentleman to Lady Dalkeith, and she, much
                                    diverted with his actually believing so grotesque a tale, insisted that I
                                    should make it into a Border ballad. I don’t know if ever you saw my
                                    lovely chieftainess—if you have, you must be aware that it is impossible for any one to refuse her request, as she has more of the
                                    angel in face and temper than any one alive; so that if she had asked me to
                                    write a ballad on a broomstick I must have attempted it. I began a few verses,
                                    to be called the Goblin Page; and they lay long by me, till the applause of
                                    some friends whose judgment I valued induced me to resume the poem; so on I
                                    wrote, knowing no more than the man in the moon how I was to end. At length the
                                    story appeared so uncouth, that I was fain to put it into the mouth of my old
                                    minstrel—lest the nature of it should be misunderstood, and I should be
                                    suspected of setting up a new school of poetry, instead of a feeble attempt to
                                    imitate the old. In the process of the romance the page, intended to be a
                                    principal person in the work, contrived (from the baseness of his natural
                                    propensities I suppose) to slink down stairs into the kitchen, and now he must
                                    e’en abide there. 
    
     I mention these circumstances to you, and to any one ![]()
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 whose applause I value,
                                    because I am unwilling you should suspect me of trifling with the public in
                                            malice prepense. As to the
                                    herd of critics, it is impossible for me to pay much attention to them; for, as
                                    they do not understand what I call poetry, we talk in a foreign language to
                                    each other. Indeed, many of these gentlemen appear to me to be a sort of
                                    tinkers, who, unable to make pots and pans, set up for menders of them, and,
                                    God knows, often make two holes in patching one. The sixth canto is altogether
                                    redundant; for the poem should certainly have closed with the union of the
                                    lovers, when the interest, if any, was at an end. But what could I do? I had my
                                    book and my page still on my hands, and must get rid of them at all events.
                                    Manage them as I would, their catastrophe must have been insufficient to occupy
                                    an entire canto; so I was fain to eke it out with the songs of the minstrels. I
                                    will now descend from the confessional, which I think I have occupied long
                                    enough for the patience of my fair confessor. I am happy you are disposed to
                                    give me absolution, notwithstanding all my sins. 
    
     “We have a new poet come forth amongst us—James Graham, author of a poem called the
                                        Sabbath, which I admire
                                    very much. If I can find an opportunity I will send you a copy. Your
                                    affectionate humble servant, 
    
    
    James Grahame  (1765-1811)  
                  Scottish poet; author of the oft-reprinted blank-verse poem, 
The
                            Sabbath (1804). He corresponded with Annabella Milbanke.
               
 
    
    
    Anna Seward [the Swan of Lichfield]   (1742-1809)  
                  English poet, patron, and letter-writer; she was the center of a literary circle at
                        Lichfield. Her 
Poetical Works, 3 vols (1810) were edited by Walter
                        Scott.