Memoirs of the Life of Sir Walter Scott, Bart.
Walter Scott to J. B. S. Morritt of Rokeby, 11 November 1814
Abbotsford, Nov. 11, 1814.
“I had your kind letter with the beautiful verses.
May the muse meet you often on the verge of the sea or among your own woods of
Rokeby! May you have spirits to profit by her visits (and that implies all good
wishes for the continuance of Mrs
M.’s convalescence), and may I often, by the fruits of
your inspiration, have my share of pleasure! My muse is a Tyranness, and not a
Christian queen, and compels me to attend to longs and shorts, and I know not
what, when, God wot, I had rather be planting evergreens by my new old
fountain. You must know that, like the complaint of a fine young boy who was
complimented by a stranger on his being a smart fellow, ‘I am sair
halded down by the bubbly jock.’ In other
words, the turkey cock, at the head of a family of some forty or fifty
infidels, lays waste all my shrubs. In vain I remonstrate with Charlotte upon these occasions; she is in league
with the hen-wife, the natural protectress of these pirates; and I have only
the inhuman consolation that I may one day, like a cannibal, eat up my enemies.
This is but dull fun, but what else have I to tell you about? It would be worse
if, like Justice
Shallow’s Davy, I
should consult you upon sowing
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down the headland with
wheat. My literary tormentor is a certain Lord of the Isles, famed for his tyranny of yore, and not unjustly.
I am bothering some tale of him I have had long by me into a sort of romance. I
think you will like it: it is Scottified up to the teeth, and somehow I feel
myself like the liberated chiefs of the Rolliad, ‘who boast their native philabeg
restored.’ I believe the frolics one can cut in this loose garb are
all set down by you Sassenachs to the real agility of the wearer, and not the
brave, free, and independent character of his clothing. It is, in a word, the
real Highland fling, and no one is supposed able to dance it but a native. I
always thought that epithet of Gallia Braccata implied subjugation, and was never
surprised at Cæsar’s easy
conquests, considering that his Labienus and all his merry
men wore, as we say, bottomless breeks. Ever yours,
W. S.”
Katherine Morritt [née Stanley] (d. 1815)
The daughter of the Reverend Thomas Stanley, rector of Winwick in Lancashire; in 1803 she
married John Morritt of Rokeby.
Criticisms on the Rolliad. (London: James Ridgway, 1785). A very successful collection of political parodies with notes variorum; the addresses,
composed in the manner of the popular poets of the day, are put into the mouths of the
popular politicians of the day.