Memoirs of the Life of Sir Walter Scott, Bart.
Sir Walter Scott to Maria Edgeworth, 3 February 1824
“Parliament House, 3d Feb., 1824.
“I answer your kind letter immediately, because I am
sure your sisters and you will interest yourselves in Sophia’s state of health. My news are
not of the best—
‘Yet not so ill, but may be well reported.’ |
On Saturday, 31st January, she had a daughter, but the poor little
stranger left us on the Monday following; and though
Sophia is very patient in her temper, yet her recovery
is naturally retarded, and I am sorry to say she has been attacked in her weak
state by those spasms which seem a hereditary disorder in my family,—slightly,
however, in comparison of the former occasion; and for the last two days she
has been so much recovered as to take a grain or two of calomel, which is
specific in the complaint. I have no doubt now, humanly speaking, that her
recovery will proceed favourably. I saw her for a quarter of an hour yesterday,
which was the first permanent visit I have been permitted to make her. So you
may conceive we have been anxious enough, living, as is our clannish fashion,
very much for, and with each other.
“Your American friend, the good-wife of
Charlie’s
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Hope, seems disposed, as we say,
‘to sin her mercies.’ She quarrels with books that amuse
her, because she does not know the author; and she gives up chicken-pie for the
opposite reason, that she knows too much about the birds’ pedigree. On
the last point I share her prejudices, and never could eat the flesh of any
creature I had known while alive. I had once a noble yoke of oxen, which, with
the usual agricultural gratitude, we killed for the table; they said it was the
finest beef in the four counties, but I could never taste Gog and Magog, whom I used to admire in
the plough. Moreover, when I was an officer of yeomanry, and used to dress my
own charger, I formed an acquaintance with a flock of white turkeys, by
throwing them a handful of oats now and then when I came from the stable:—I saw
their numbers diminish with real pain, and never attempted to eat any of them
without being sick. And yet I have as much of the rugged and
tough about me as is necessary to carry me through all sorts of duty
without much sentimental compunction.
“As to the ingenious system of double authorship,
which the Americans have devised for the Waverley novels, I think it in one
point of view extremely likely; since the unhappy man, whom they have thought
fit to bring on the carpet, has been shut up in a madhouse for many years; and
it seems probable that no brain but a madman’s could have invented so
much stuff, and no leisure but that of a prisoner could have afforded time to
write it all. But, if this poor man be the author of these works, I can assure
your kind friend that I neither could, would, nor durst have the slightest
communication with him on that or any other subject. In fact, I have never
heard of him twice for these twenty years or more. As for honest Mrs Grant, I cannot conceive why the deuce I
should have selected her for a mother-confessor; if it had been yourself or
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Joanna, there might have been some
probability in the report; but good Mrs Grant is so very
cerulean, and surrounded by so many fetch-and-carry mistresses and missesses,
and the maintainer of such an unmerciful correspondence, that though I would do
her any kindness in my power, yet I should be afraid to be very intimate with a
woman whose tongue and pen are rather overpowering. She is an excellent person
notwithstanding. Pray, make my respects to your correspondent, and tell her I
am very sorry I cannot tell her who the author of Waverley
is; but I hope she will do me the justice not to ascribe any dishonourable
transactions to me, either in that matter or any other, until she hears that
they are likely to correspond with any part of my known character which, having
been now a lion of good reputation on my own deserts for twenty years and
upwards, ought to be indifferently well known in Scotland. She seems to be a
very amiable person; and though I shall never see Charlie’s Hope, or eat
her chicken-pies, I am sure I wish health to wait on the one, and good
digestion on the other. They are funny people the Americans; I saw a paper in
which they said my father was a tailor. If he had been an honest tailor I should not have been ashamed of the circumstance; but
he was what may be thought as great a phenomenon, for he was an honest lawyer,
a cadet of a good family, whose predecessors only dealt in pinking and slashing
doublets, not in making them.
“Here is a long letter, and all about trash, but what
can you expect? Judges are mumbling and grumbling above me—lawyers are
squabbling and babbling around me, The minutes I give to my letter are stolen
from Themis. I hope to get to Abbotsford very soon, though only for two or
three days, until 12th March, when we go there for some time. Mrs Spicie
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seems to be recovering from her asthmatics, which makes a
curious case, providing the recovery be completed. Walter came down at Christmas, and speedily assembled three
more terriers. One day the whole got off after a hare, and made me remember the
basket beagles that Lord Morton used to
keep in my youth; for the whole pack opened like hounds, and would have stuck
to the chase till they had killed the hare, which would have been like being
pricked to death with pins, if we had not licked them off so soon as we could
for laughing. This is a dull joke on paper; but imagine the presumption of so
many long-backed, short-legged creatures pursuing an animal so very fleet. You
will allow it is something ridiculous. I am sure Count
O’Halloran would have laughed, and Colonel Heathcock would have been scandalized.*
Lady S. sends her best and kindest
remembrances, in which she is joined by Anne and Sophia (poor
body). My fair friends, Harriet and
Sophia, have a large interest in this
greeting, and Lockhart throws himself in
with tidings that Sophia continues to mend.—Always, my
dear Miss E., most faithfully yours,
Joanna Baillie (1762-1851)
Scottish poet and dramatist whose
Plays on the Passions
(1798-1812) were much admired, especially the gothic
De Montfort,
produced at Drury Lane in 1800.
Harriet Butler [née Edgeworth] (1801-1889)
The daughter of Richard Lovell Edgeworth and Frances Ann Beaufort; in 1826 she married
the Rev. Richard Butler, dean of Clonmacnoise.
Maria Edgeworth (1768-1849)
Irish novelist; author of
Castle Rackrent (1800)
Belinda (1801),
The Absentee (1812) and
Ormond (1817).
Sophia Fox [née Edgeworth] (1803-1837)
The daughter of Richard Lovell Edgeworth and Frances Ann Beaufort; in 1824 she married
Captain Barry Fox (1789-1863) of the 97th Foot.
Anne Grant [née MacVicar] (1755-1838)
Scottish poet and essayist; author of a popular account of the Scottish Highlands,
Letters from the Mountains (1806).
John Gibson Lockhart (1794-1854)
Editor of the
Quarterly Review (1825-1853); son-in-law of Walter
Scott and author of the
Life of Scott 5 vols (1838).
Anne Scott (1803-1833)
Walter Scott's younger daughter who cared for him in his old age and died
unmarried.
Sir Walter Scott, second baronet (1801-1847)
The elder son and heir of Sir Walter Scott; he was cornet in the 18th Hussars (1816),
captain (1825), lieut.-col. (1839). In the words of Maria Edgeworth, he was
“excessively shy, very handsome, not at all literary.”