Lady Morgan’s Memoirs
Chapter VIII
CHAPTER VIII.
LETTERS AND GOSSIP.
A letter, from excellent Lady Charleville, carries us back to the time when Tales of the
Hall, Mazeppa, and Don Juan, were the “last new poems!”
Lady Charleville to Lady
Morgan.
London,
July 13, 1819.
My dear Madam,
Had I required to learn the uncertainty of all human
projects being fulfilled, my now sad tale had taught it me. After a
consultation here, a warm climate was held to be good for Lord Charleville, and I had no doubt of quitting
England forthwith, but my son’s illness forbids our emigration; thus
sinks, for the second time, to the ground, my hope of selfish relief for
myself, and advantage to my children by foreign travel, and observation of man
in other climes. Upon receipt of your kind letter, I went
to Colburn, whose
answer, perfectly
unsatisfactory as to fact, was to require your address, which I have sent.
Florence
Macarthy is in the fifth edition, and it has been
dramatised with good effect at the Surrey Theatre, where the
Heart of Mid Lothian was
better arranged by far than at Covent Garden!
Lord
Byron’s Mazeppa has a beautiful description of wild
horses, that makes amends for every line of the other trifles which swell his
pamphlet, and
Crabbe’s Tales of the
Hall have the nature and morality of his former works, and
are still more prosaic.
Scott’s new
tales offer one very beautiful story—
The Bride of
Lammermoor—and one bloody and dull
Legend of Montrose. Lord
Byron’s
Don Juan I have not yet
got; but
I hear it is not personal, but very impious and
very immoral; however, this may be as false as the other distorted account of
it, and, write what he may, his is a great genius unhappily directed.
Lord and Lady
Westmeath’s separation for temper, and the overthrow of
Lord Belfast’s marriage and
fortunes, by Lord Shaftesbury having
discovered that the Marquis and Marchioness of Donegal were married under age by
licence, and not by banns, which renders it illegal, and bastardizes their
children irreparably, is the greatest news of the upper circles at present. The
young lady had said she married only for money; therefore, for her, no pity is
shown; but poor Lord Belfast, to lose rank, fortune, and
wife at once, at twenty years of age, is a strong and painful catastrophe to
bear properly. I hear Mr. Chichester (rightful heir now)
behaves well; but he cannot prevent the
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entail affecting
his heirs, nor the title descending to him from his cousin.
There have been half a dozen marriages, and another dozen
are about to take place. Lady J. Moore to
Mr. William Peele; Lord Temple, Lady M.
Campbell; Mr. Neville,
Lady Jane Cornwallis; Mr. Packenham, Miss Ponsonby, and so on, &c.
This letter is a true account of a most agitating,
frightful state of mind, that required all the effort that I was capable of to
enable me to seem like other people before my dear child, for he judged his
state by my impressions of it as they appeared to him, and I did act a
difficult and a cruel part, laughing and telling tales to him when I thought
all lost!!
Farewell; and to your better pencil I consign all the
glories of Italian scenery; may you, in Sir
Charles’s health, find a recompence and a joy such as I
wish you, to sweeten life and reward your real merits.
PS. I have just finished Don Juan—it is
beautifully written, not immoral, not personal. Farewell; I am always your
Ladyship’s sincere friend.
Lady Morgan to Lady
Clarke.
Milan,
September 3, 1819.
Here we are again, and here, owing to the kindness and
hospitality of our Milanese friends, we sojourn for two days. You never saw
such lamentation as our
departure from Como produced. The
Locks came over in a storm to see us,
and we were obliged to contrive beds for some of them, who remained with us all
night. The poor dear Fontanas parted from us with tears in
their eyes; the Kings said they would follow us, and we
had a little crowd of friends round our carriage. All this is very gracious in
a foreign country, and, indeed, without vanity, I must say we have hitherto
inspired affection and made friends wherever we have been. The moment we
reached our Albergo Reale, we had all our old cronies of Milan. A large dinner
party was made to day at
Count de
Porro’s, who has been one of the kindest persons we have
met with in Italy; he has two superb villas on the Lake of Como, to which he
took us the day before we left Como. It was the festival of the Saint of the
Lake; we went to church in the morning where high mass was celebrated by the
Bishop; we had the finest opera music that could be selected—I never
heard anything so imposing and splendid; in Ireland they have no notion what
the catholic religion is. At night we had fireworks on the lake, accompanied by
thunder and lightning. There is scarcely a note of printed music, you are
obliged to have all copied; but the backwardness of this unfortunate country is
incredible. We have just returned from a dinner party, after which we went to
pay visits, as is the fashion here, to the Marchesa
Trivulgi, who is a patient of
Morgan’s at present, and on whose account we remain a day
longer than we intended. I will describe one visit that will do for all. The
palace Trivulgi is a great dark build-
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ing; we enter the
court, which is surrounded by a pillared arcade, and go up a flight of great
stone stairs into the waiting-room; the servants permit us to pass in silence,
and we continue our route through eight immense and superb rooms, all dimly
lighted, the floors marble, and the hangings silk, &c., &c. This suite
terminates in a beautiful boudoir, where we found the Marchioness on her
canapé, with a small
circle of visitors. At nine o’clock, the visiting is over at home, and
then the whole world is off for the Opera. Direct your next, Florence,
poste restante.
S. M.
In contrast with the tone of keen enjoyment in Lady Morgan’s letters, here is one from Madame Jerome Bonaparte. She has come from America to Geneva, and finds
herself almost as uneasy in one place as the other. It was as much the custom then to be
ruined in America by “commercial speculations,” as it has continued to be
since; but whether ruined or prosperous, her letters are always pleasant.
Madame Patterson Bonaparte to Lady
Morgan.
Geneva,
October 1, 1819.
My dear Lady Morgan,
Your letter from Casa Fontana
reached me yesterday. I cannot imagine the cause of this long delay, as it
appears, from the direction you gave me for the 1st of September, that the
letter was written previously; the date you neglected putting. I am very
anxious to see you again, to assure you of an affection
which absence has not diminished, to listen to you once more, and to relate to
you my adventures since our separation. I had heroically resolved to support
the
ennui of my fate in America, and should never have
ventured another voyage to Europe could I have found the means of education for
my son which exist here; but either he must have remained ignorant or I was
compelled to leave the repose of my
fauteuil, therefore, I did not hesitate to sacrifice my
personal comfort for his advantage.
You know we have been nearly ruined in America, by
commercial speculations, and even I have suffered, as my tenants are no longer
able to pay me the same rents, and the banks have been obliged to diminish the
amount of yearly interest which I formerly received from them; these
inconveniences are, however momentané, and I flatter myself that in a year or two,
tout ira bien; it is,
however, provoking enough to find one’s income curtailed at a moment when
I most required it; my son’s education, too, demands no inconsiderable
expense, and as you know, his father never has and never will contribute a single farthing towards his
maintenance. We have no correspondence with him since the demand I made two
years ago, which was merely that he would pay some part of his necessary
expenditure; this he positively refused, therefore, I consider myself
authorized to educate him in my own way. I wish I could see you again; it was
so unfortunate for me that you had left Geneva before my arrival. I fear, too,
that you will not return this way, and it is impossible for me to leave my son
without
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protection in a foreign country. Your
Florence
Macarthy is the most delightful creature, and had the
greatest success with us; by the way, you should take into consideration with
your bookseller in London, the profits which accrue to him from the sale of
your works in America, where they are as much sought after as in Europe. This
town is intolerably expensive, quite as much so as Paris; there exists, too, an
esprit de corps, or
de
coterie, appalling to strangers,—I mean to woman
strangers, for men are
les bien venus
partout; it is quite
à
propos that I did not contemplate amusement, or
petits soins during my
séjour, and that I came
seulement par devoir. They
have a custom here
parmi les gens de haut ton
prendre à un prix très élevé des étrangers en
pension settlement “pour leur
agrément.” In these genteel boarding-houses there is
no feast to be found, unless it be the feast of reason; the hosts are too
spirituels to imagine that their
pemionnaires possess a vulgar appetite for
meat and vegetables, tarts and custards, but as I cannot subsist altogether on
the contemplation of
la belle Nature,
I have taken a comfortable apartment for six months, en ville, where I hope I
shall get something to eat.
La belle nature, Mont
Blanc, le Lac de Gènéve, le beau coucher du soleil, le lever
magnifique de la lune, are in the mouth of every one
here, and
paraissant tenir lieu de tout autre
chose. I am writing you all this; my letter will,
perhaps, never reach you. Adieu, my dear friend; tell
Sir Charles everything amiable for me, and be
convinced of the sincerity of my affection for you both.
My health is entirely restored, and I am much less
in the
genre
larmoyant than when you saw me,—I was so ill,
physiquement, that I had not sufficient force to support
les maux morales. I am so
happy that I did not go to Edinburgh; the climate here is finer; living,
although dear enough, cheaper, and the language, French,—more desirable
for my son than English, which he knows; in short,
à tout prendre, I am better here than I could
possibly have been in Great Britain. Why do you persist in living in Ireland? I
am sure you would be delightfully circumstanced in any other place.
E. P.
The above would reach Lady Morgan in
Florence, at which city she arrived early in October. Before giving her own account of her
journey, we present a billet from the Comtesse
d’Albany, the widow of Charles
Stuart and of Alfieri! The words are
little, a mere permission to visit the Ducal library, but gracefully courteous. If we could
transfer the autograph to the reader, the clear, firm, round, legible writing,—he
would look at it with an interest borrowed from the fortunes of the writer.
The Countess of Albany to Lady
Morgan.
Ce Mercredi, Octobre 13, 1819,
à 3 heures.
La Comtesse d’Albany n’a pas oublié qu’elle
devait procurer a Lady Morgan le plaisir
de von la bibliothèque du Grand Duc. Elle sera la maitresse d’y
aller Vendredi prochain 18 de Mai depuis dix heures jusqu’a deux ou
bien Lundi si ce jour ne lui convient pas.
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Elle est
priée de ne pas passer l’heure de deux, le Bibliothècaire
étant obligé d’aller à la campagne. La Comtesse
d’Albany profite avec empressement de l’occasion
d’assurer Lady Morgan de sa considération
et de tout ce qui lui est dû.
Lady Morgan to Lady Clark.
Florence, Palazzo Corsini,
October 28th, 1819.
We left you setting off for Florence. At the opera the
Counts Confalonieri and
Visconti told us we were mistaken, and that we were
going with them the next morning to Genoa! Without more ceremony they ran off
with our passport to the police and got it changed, and finalemente, as we say in Italy, we set
off next day for Genoa. Our journey lay partly over the Apennines; we began to
ascend them a little before the purple sunset of Italian skies, and pursued our
route by moonlight, and never did any light shine upon scenes more romantically
lovely. Nothing was wanting. In the cleft of a mountain we heard a funeral
chaunt, and the next moment appeared a procession of monks, their faces
covered, and only their eyes seen,—horrible, but strange and new to me.
We slept that night on the top of the mountain, and the next day, having walked
more than we drove, we beheld “Genoa the superb” at the foot of the
Apennines, and the Mediterranean spreading far and wide. Our hotel lay on its
banks, and we had scarcely dined,
when we were invited to
go on board a British ship of war that lay in the bay (the Glasgow,
Captain Maitland). Accompanied by our Italian friends,
off we sailed. There never was anything to equal the
empressement of the officers and their kindness to me.
I left them my fan, and they gave me one. They had tea for us, and I was so
delighted with this most magnificent spectacle, that I went down between decks
and saw three hundred sailors at supper, notwithstanding the heat was at one
hundred degrees. The result was that the next day I was seized with rheumatism,
&c., and never knew one hour’s health during the fortnight I remained
there; still, I struggled against it, as I had so much to see, to learn, and to
hear,—went about to visit all the palaces,—oh, such ancient
splendour! Churches, hospitals, and institutions!—All the learned
professors, head physicians, &c., waited on
Morgan. The Commander-in-Chief himself, who came to us the
moment we arrived, with his aides de camp, accompanied him to the different
hospitals, and he was solicited to give his opinion of the disorder of a young
heir to a great family, which he did with success. This family, and that of the
Marchese Pallaviccini, are the first in the town; they
were among the first also to come forward. They asked us to a splendid ball and
dinner, and we took so well that they insisted on our considering their table
as ours, and dining with them every day. We did so as long as my health and the
fatigue of going to their villa would admit of the thing. But oh, that you
could see us going! You must know that the old republican streets of Genoa are
so narrow,
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one excepted, that carriages cannot ply, as
the town is built up against the Apennines, and the villa Pallaviccini is
perched on the steepest; there is no going there, but being carried in sedan
chairs, and this is the way Morgan and I went every day;
for nothing but a goat and a Genoese chairman could scale those precipices. The
night of the ball, all the officers of the Glasgow went in this manner.
A propos, one of the officers
came on shore to see us, and sent up his name, Mr. Marcus
Brownrigg. It was no other than “I am your man, and
I’ll carry your can,” thrown into a very charming and
gentlemanly young man. I never saw so kind a creature. He said he had orders to
bring the Captain’s boat and ten men for me as often as I pleased. He
came with this set-out twice, and was in despair that I could not go. He wrote
me an elegant note to tell me so, but alas! after near a fortnight’s
struggle, and going out every day sick and weary, I was knocked down fairly, or
rather foully, with a bilious complaint that threatened fever. There was no
getting a breath of air,—I suffocated; however,
Morgan was nurse, doctor, all, and himself far from
well. In fact, in despair of my recovering in this scorching climate, he
wrapped me up one fine morning and threw me from my bed to the carriage, and
set off with me for Bologna. The moment we began to descend the mountains and
get into the fresh, delicious plains of Lombardy, I recovered, and we both got
well by the time we reached Parma, where the late empress of Europe reigns over
a dreary, desolate, and gloomy country town. Her only amusement is the opera,
and such an opera! a narrow lozenge box, lighted with
five tallow candles. We staid to see the chm-ches and Correggio’s
paintings, and would have staid longer, but we were entirely hunted out by the
bugs. Modena, though a royal residence, is a sad set out, and the whole of this
earthly paradise broken up into little states, neglected, poor, melancholy,
presents but one great ruin. We gladly escaped from these little capitals to
the lovely magnificent country. The vines festooned from tree to tree, present
their luxurious fruit to any hand that will pluck them. It was the vintage, and
I never saw such contrasts as the comfortless aspect and misery of the people,
and the enchantment and plenty of the scenery.
Arrived at Bologna, we sent out our letters, and the next
day were visited by all that was delightful and distinguished in the town. The
Countess Semperiva, a young, pretty, clever widow,
took us at once under her wing; her carriage was at our door every morning to
take us to see the galleries, palaces, &c. She made a delightful dinner
party for us, so did our banker, at his villa; a Madame
Martinelli, the Beauty and Wit of Bologna, was equally kind, and
made two very elegant evening parties for us; at the last we found Crescentini, singing some of his own
delightful compositions at the piano, and Sir
Humphrey and Lady Davy;
nothing could be more cordial than he was, though he is completely turned into
a fine man upon town. All the cleverest professors called on Morgan, and when he went to the hospitals he
was complimented on his work (Outlines of the Physiology
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of Life), which, by-the-bye, has taken wonderfully in
Italy, and procured him infinite fame; a second edition of the French
translation has appeared. When we arrived at Bologna, they recommended us our
apartments by telling us they were well aired, as
Lord
Byron only left them the day before. You may suppose he came to
Bologna to visit the learned body of that ancient university, or consult its
famous library. Not a bit of it. He came to carry off a young lady.
The hotels at Florence are handsome, comfortable, and
expensive. We set up at the Nova-Yorka, kept by an Englishwoman. Our arrival
being known, some of the principal persons came to visit us instanter; the Prince Corsini
(minister of the interior), Prince Borghese
(Bonaparte’s brother-in-law),
the Countess D’Albany, widow of
the last Pretender, and the fair
friend of Alfieri. Several of the
learned came to see Morgan,—Lord
Burghersh, the Ambassador, and Lady
Burghersh, Lady Florence Lindsay, and her
charming daughters, and lots of my Paris Wednesday evening acquaintances of all
nations. The Countess D’Albany, who never goes out,
asked us immediately; she is “at home” every evening, and holds
quite a royal circle. All her fine gold plate, the finest I ever saw, was
displayed. The circle is most formal, and you will scarce believe, and I am
ashamed to say, she kept the seat of honour vacant for me, next herself. It was
in vain, last night (for we go to her constantly), that when ambassadresses and
princesses were announced, I begged to be allowed to retreat, she would not
hear of it. You have no idea the sensation this makes among the folks
here, as she is reckoned amazingly high and cold. She has
remains of the beauty so praised by Alfieri. But the
kindest of all persons is the minister, Corsini. He made a
splendid dinner for us at his most magnificent palace, to which he invited all
the noted literary characters in Tuscany; a
réunion, they say, almost unknown here. We were
invited to dine at the English Ambassador’s, where we had a large party.
Last night we went to Madame D’Albany’s full
of your letter, delighted with its dear, welcome contents, but quite
tristes about
Moore. I had scarcely taken my seat by the
legitimate Queen of England, when Lord Burghersh brought
up a dashing beau, who was no other than “brave
Colonel Camac,” who told me that he had
been all day roving about looking for us, for a friend who had just
arrived;—it was no other than Anacreon Moore!
Accordingly, while we were at breakfast next morning, enter brave
Colonel Camac and Moore! By the
advice of all friends he has taken a trip to Italy, till something can be done
to better his affairs; he travelled with
Lord John
Russell, but parted company with his lordship to visit his
friend
Byron, at Venice.
Moore said we were expected at Venice, and that he had
heard of us everywhere. Lord Byron bid
Moore tell Morgan he would be
happy to make his acquaintance, but not a word of encouragement to his
“lady intellectual.” I never saw Moore gayer,
better, or pleasanter. We have begged of him to come and breakfast with us
every day, and he goes with me the day after to-morrow, to the Comic Opera,
where I have
Capponi’s box. He
then runs off to Rome, Naples, and
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returns to Holyrood
House, Edinburgh, where he settles down to write and arrange his affairs. What
elasticity and everlasting youth! Pray call on his excellent mother and tell
her all this; she will be delighted to hear of him. He feels about Italy much
as we do. He told us
Morgan’s work, though attacked, has been treated with the
greatest respect as an extraordinary though a dangerous book.
You will now like to know how the deuce we have got into
a palace, into a suite of elegant and spacious apartments, filled with flowers
such as are only found in Italy. (Moore
says “how are we ever to leave it all.”) The fact is we are here in
the thraldom of a fairy. Everything has been prepared for us; we want for
nothing. A few days after our arrival, when we were sick of the expenses of our
inn, comes a gentleman to say he is the Marquis de
Capponi’s homme
d’affaire that he has an apartment ready for us,
an opera box, &c., &c., and here we are in a palace once belonging to
the Prince Corsini. The palace Capponi
is the finest I have seen, except the great Orsini, and a much more extensive
building than Carlton House. There are apartments for every season: those of
summer open into an orangery. The actions of its historical lords are painted
on the walls of the great saloon. They have eight villas round Florence, at one
of which we breakfasted the other day: one immense room laid out with
curiosities and antiquities. Should the handsome Marchese
Capponi call on you, (for he is now on his way to Ireland), tell
him how gratefully I express myself. All the English
say,
we are the only strangers for whom the Italians make dinners. We were the other
night at a party at
Mrs. Mostyn’s,
(daughter of
Mrs. Piozzi), where we met
Lord and
Lady
George Thynne. Mrs. Piozzi is in high
health and spirits at eighty. Meantime, in spite of all my friends can say, I
am growing old, and now look forward only to living in your children, to whom I
trust I shall be restored early in the spring, for the moment the Alps are open
we set off, please God. I think half the Irish reform is owing to
Florence
Macarthy. I expect a statue
from that
enlightened and grateful people. The first thing I saw here in all the
booksellers’ windows was my picture stuck up with a good translation of
Florence Macarthy. It is
well done, and the picture pretty, but not like.
Bartolini, the famous sculptor, has shown us great civility. He
has dedicated to me one of his best statues, a boy pressing grapes; the
original is bought by
Lord Beauchamp, and a
cast done by himself is to be packed up and sent to Ireland for me. I shall be
like the Vicar of Wakefield and his
picture. I would willingly have made a visit to Italy blindfolded to have seen
only the Gallery at Florence;—we go there every day. I read to
Moore
Lady
Belvidere, and it made us all die laughing. We leave this
for Rome on the 2nd of November.
S. M.
Lady Morgan did not in the least exaggerate the
attention she received; for Moore in his diary, dated Florence, October 17, 1819, confirms
every word.
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A little note from Moore,
pleasant, and by no means romantic for a poet.
Thomas Moore to Sir C.
Morgan.
Rome,
November 7th,
1819.
My dear Morgan,
I have only time for a line; but a line from Rome is
worth a hundred from anywhere else. This place does not disappoint. There are
some old brick walls to be sure, before which people stand with a delight and
veneration in which I cannot sympathize; but the Coliseum is the very poetry of
ruins. My leg, thanks to you and Goulard, arrived quite
sound and well, and has never troubled me since.
I think of being off from here the latter end of this
week. It was my intention at first to go to Naples, but Cannæ was by no
means tempting, and then there is such talk of escort, &c., &c., that,
what with the Colonel and the guards, I thought it much too dilatory a
proceeding, and gave it up.
Love to Lady Morgan.
From hers and yours truly,
The “son of Hortense,” so slightly
passed in the next letter from Lady Morgan to her
sister, was no other than Louis Napoleon, now Emperor
of the French.
Lady Morgan to Lady
Clarke.
Rome, Via Del Angelo,
December 17, 1819.
My dear Love,
I received your letter at the foot of
Antonines’ Pillar, and have seen nothing at Rome
pleased me better—and now for our journey of seven days in the middle of
December. We travelled in furs and rugs like Russian bears; but the climate
softened as we proceeded—we found the trees in full leaf, and the
enchanting, lovely, and diversified scenery wore a fine October appearance. The
romantic views are beyond description—all the towns dreary ruins, too
much for English spirits to stand; we ascended to many of them (Cortona and
Perugia particularly) up perpendicular mountains, and the horns of the oxen
that drew us, were on a level with the top of our carriage; but oh, the inns!!!
We travelled with tea, sugar, tea-things and kettle, but
from Florence to Rome we could get neither milk nor butter. There was but one fire-place in each inn, and
that kept in the heat and let out the smoke. Our precious servant (a treasure) took care of us as if we were children, and
made a fire in a crock in our bedroom, which, with stone
floors, black rafters, and a bier for a bed,
and the smell of the stable to regale us (for it generally opened to it) was
quite beyond the reach of his art to make comfortable.
We always set off before daylight and stop before dark. Thirty miles from Rome
begins that fearful desert the
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Campagna, and then adieu
to houses and population. We arrived, however, safe and sound, without even a
cold; but the fatigues of travelling, and I think the
climate, is terribly consuming. I think I look twenty years older
than when you saw me. However, I am in excellent spirits and health,
odds wrinkles!!!
The kindness of our Florence friends pursued, or rather
devancés us here. The
Princes Corsini and Borghese, who have the two finest palaces at
Rome, wrote to their librarians and agents to be of use to us in every way. The
Countess D’Albany wrote to the Duchess of
Devonshire to say we were expected, and yesterday (the day after
our arrival) are their invitations sent to us. The Princess
Borghese (Pauline, Napoleon’s beautiful sister) has written
to invite us to spend the evening, and the Duchess de
Braciano, has asked us for every Thursday evening whilst we
remain in Rome. To night we go to the Duchess of
Devonshire, and after her soirée, to
a concert at the Princess Borghese’s. The former
wrote us the kindest of notes. I think you will like to hear something of
Pauline. She is separated from Prince Borghese, who was so civil to us at
Florence; but she lives in his superb palace here quite like a little queen!
Nothing could equal her reception. She said it was noble in me not to fall heavy on the unfortunate,
&c. I confess I do not see that exquisite beauty she was so celebrated for.
She is, she says, much altered, and grown thin, fretting about her brother. Her
dress, though demi-toilette, very superb; and the
apartments, beyond
beyond! She had a little circle, and
she introduced us to the
son of Hortense
(the
ex-Queen of
Holland), her nephew, and to a daughter of
Lucien Bonaparte; when we were going away she put
a beautiful music-book of the Queen of Holland, into our hands, to copy what
songs we pleased.
The Eternal City disappoints at first entrance. I thought
it mighty like an Irish town, shabby and dirty—we have yet seen nothing
save St. Peter’s, to which we ran like mad the moment we arrived. The
first impression of that disappointed too; the interior overwhelmed me! but not
as I expected—but of such places and things it is impossible to speak
with the little space a letter affords. The climate heavenly—orange trees
in boxes out of every window, mignonette, &c.; young lamb, chickens, and
salad every day. We have got into private lodgings, lots of
visitors—Lord Fortescue and
Lady Mary, Sir Thomas Lawrence (who has just shown us his
picture of the Pope, that has left all the Italian painters in despair). I have
two cardinals on my list of visitors. The Italian ladies dress as we
do—the French toilette—some of them very fine creatures, a rich beauty, all glowing and bright—the most
good-natured, caressing creatures. We get on famously with our Italian. I spoke
all along the road to the common people, and got lots of information. Did I not
tell you that Bartolini, of Florence,
has done my bust in marble?—just as I had written so far, Canova called on us. He is delightful, and recalled Dénon to our recollection.
December 18.—We had a delightful party at the
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Duchess of Devonshire’s last night;
divine singing;
Lord John Russell was
introduced to us (brother of the Duke of Bedford), and I
flirted all the evening with the Prince of Mecklenburgh!
On my return home to old Dublin, I shall feel as Martha
did about sifting cinders. I have had a visit from the daughter of
Monti, the famous poet.
Adieu,
S. M.
The following amusing account of a visitation from two bores is written
in a journal of scraps kept whilst on her journey—this is the only finished entry.
There are other things which, if finished, might have been entertaining, or if legible; but
they are jotted down in memoranda as indications for her own memory, and are unintelligible
to any one else. The present sketch of a morning with two Bores, has been recovered from
MS., compared with which, ill-written Greek characters, or a cuneiform inscription, would
be legible as fair Italian text-hand!
Bores and Prosers.
Enter Mrs. B—— and her brother, who prosed me
out of Spa, begged me from Lausanne, and hummed me into such a lethargy at
Geneva that it is a mercy I was not buried alive! They are the best poor dears
on earth—and there’s the worst of it.
I had my cheek kissed by the sister, and my hand by the
brother, for ten minutes at least, by the town clock—not rapid electrics,
but long-drawn kisses,
against all character of kissing,
which, if it be not electric, is nothing.
The kissing over, the prosing began.
Mrs. B—— took the lead, comme de raison, opened the campaign d’ennui, with unwonted vigour; the fun was to see her brother
deliberately taking up his posture of patience, like a general on active
service, his heavy lids gently falling over his heavy eyes, his very nostrils
breathing stupefaction.
Observe, for it is good to know the outer and visible
signs of our natural enemies, Bores have noses peculiar to themselves. The nose
of a German Bore is a sort of long, broad, romantic, rather aquiline, and
rather drooping nose—the drooping nose characterises invariably the
nosology of a bore—in a word, it is the leading feature.
But to return; Mrs. B—— began with an account
of her journey. Not a stage, not a turn in the road, not a cross that I had
gone over six days before but was described to me, first en gros and then en détail; but this was
nothing—at least it was fact, topographical fact—but to my utter
despair, every village, town, and house, “put her in mind” of some
cottage, town, road, street, or something, in Ireland, Scotland, or
England—something had happened to her in one or all of the aforesaid
places. But still this was nothing; they were graphic
pictures, however ill-drawn—it was the moral
demonstrations, the particular parentheses, which left me without hope, help,
or resource; every beggar, post, landlord, or landlady, “put her in
mind” of her mother’s housemaid, who used to say when
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called to warm the bed, &c. Boots put her so strongly
in mind of her grandfather, by having a wart on his left cheek, that I trembled
lest the course of association should carry us back to the founder of the
family of Bores, which would have thrown us back to the memories of the
Pre-Adamites, had not the entrance of a
goûté cut her short, for ah! there is nothing
short about bores but stopping their mouths by filling it with ice-cream. This
was the moment for her brother, who cut in nobly to open his entrenchments. The
whole family are of the breed of those dealers in art, science, and literature,
who gave rise to the caution, “Drink deep or taste not.”
The dear B——’s have drunk like sparrows
and swelled like crows, but drunk a little of everything, “from humble
port to imperial tokay,” and it is this that renders them more
tiresome in their prosy scraps than the most obdurate ignorance could ever make
itself. No one could be in the room a moment after Mr. B—— came in,
without knowing that he was a geologist, botanist,
archæologist,—everything. He began by complaining of all he had
suffered from heat, and I gave him my whole share of sympathy! But when he got
upon the causes, and talked of the fundamental laws of
nature, I started up in the midst of a diatribe on cosmogony, and in despair,
exclaimed, “My dear Mr. B——, you are aware that God made the
world in six days, and did not say one word about cosmogony!” It might be
thought that was a hard hit;—not at all, he took it gravely and began a
disquisition on the Mosaic account. The word Moses
over-
came all my power of face, and I burst out in a
fit of laughter, for by one of Mrs. B——’s “put-me-in
minds,” Moses put
me in mind
that in Ireland we call a bore “a Mosey,” and there was something
so utterly
Moseyish in the look and manner of the
proser, that the ridiculous application was too much for me, and I owed him,
perhaps, one of the pleasantest sensations in the world, that of laughing, not
wisely, but too well. I have now made out my case of bore-phobia.
Vittorio Alfieri (1749-1803)
Italian tragic poet, author of
Saul (1782),
Antigone (1783), and
Maria Stuart (1804); he was the
consort of Louisa, (Jacobite) countess of Albany.
Lorenzo Bartolini (1777-1850)
Florentine sculptor patronized by Napoleon who made a bust of Byron in 1822.
Elizabeth Bonaparte [née Patterson] (1785-1879)
Born in Baltimore, where she married in 1803 Jerome Bonaparte, the brother of
Napoleon—who insisted that her husband return without her; while their separation was
permanent, she entered Parisian society following the Bourbon restoration.
Lucien Bonaparte (1775-1840)
Brother of Napoleon; he was captured by the British while attempting to flee to the
United States. He lived under house arrest in England (1810-14) while working on his epic
poem on Napoleon.
Major Camac (1839 fl.)
Thomas Moore's travelling companion in 1819.
Antonio Canova (1757-1822)
Italian neoclassical sculptor who worked at Rome.
Marquis Gino Capponi (1792-1876)
Florentine nobleman and historian; he was an acquaintance of Francis Jeffrey and Lord
John Russell; he published
Storia della Repubblica di Firenze
(1875).
Anna May Chichester, marchioness of Donegall [née May] (d. 1849)
The illegitimate daughter of Sir Edward May, second baronet; she married Sir George
Augustus Chichester, second marquess of Donegall in 1795. In 1815 it was revealed that she
was under-age at the time of her marriage.
Lady Olivia Clarke [née Owenson] (1785 c.-1845)
The younger sister of Lady Morgan who married Dublin physician Sir Arthur Clarke
(1778-1857) in 1808. She wrote songs and a play, and published in the
Metropolitan Magazine and
Athenaeum.
Henry Colburn (1785-1855)
English publisher who began business about 1806; he co-founded the
New
Monthly Magazine in 1814 and was publisher of the
Literary
Gazette from 1817.
Count Federico Confalonieri (1785-1846)
Italian nationalist and a leader of the 1821 rebellion against Austrian rule, for which
he was imprisoned for twelve years.
Edward Michael Conolly (1786-1849)
Of Castletown near Dublin; originally Pakenham; he was MP for County Donegal
(1831-48).
Cropley Ashley- Cooper, sixth earl of Shaftesbury (1768-1851)
The son of the fourth earl; in 1796 he married Lady Anne Spencer, daughter of the Duke of
Marlborough and after succeeding his brother in 1811 was chairman of committees in the
House of Lords from 1814.
George Crabbe (1754-1832)
English poet renowned for his couplet verse and gloomy depictions of country persons and
places; author of the
The Village (1783),
The
Parish Register (1807),
The Borough (1810), and
Tales of the Hall (1819).
Sir Humphry Davy, baronet (1778-1829)
English chemist and physicist, inventor of the safety lamp; in Bristol he knew Cottle,
Wordsworth, Coleridge, and Southey; he was president of the Royal Society (1820).
Dominique Vivant de Denon (1747-1825)
French diplomat who painted portraits and managed collections of gems and medals; he
published a libertine tale,
Point de lendemain (1777), and
Travels in Sicily and Malta (1789).
John Fane, eleventh earl of Westmorland (1784-1859)
The son of the tenth earl, educated at Harrow and Trinity College, Cambridge; after
service in the Napoleonic Wars he was a diplomat in Italy (1814-30) and ambassador to
Vienna (1851).
Lady Jane Griffin [née Cornwallis] (1798-1856)
The daughter of Sir Charles Cornwallis, second Marquess Cornwallis; in 1819 she married
Richard Griffin, afterwards third Lord Braybrooke.
Richard Griffin, third baron Braybrooke (1783-1858)
Originally Neville, the son of the second lord Braybrooke (d. 1825); he was educated at
Eton and Christ Church, Oxford and was Whig MP for Thirsk (1805-06) and Buckingham
(1807-12). He was president of the Camden Society (1853-58).
Hortense de Beauharnais, queen of Holland (1783-1837)
The daughter of Alexandre, Vicomte de Beauharnais and Joséphine Tascher de la Pagerie,
afterwards the empress Josephine; in 1802 she married Louis Bonaparte.
Sir Thomas Lawrence (1769-1830)
English portrait painter who succeeded Joshua Reynolds as painter in ordinary to the king
(1792); he was president of the Royal Academy (1820).
Cecilia Margaret Lock [née Ogilvie] (1775-1824)
The daughter of Emily FitzGerald, duchess of Leinster and her second husband William
Ogilvie; in 1795 she married Charles Lock, consul-general in Naples (1798-1803).
Vincenzo Monti (1754-1828)
Italian poet born near Ravenna; author of
Saggio di poesi (1779)
and
Il bardo della selva nera (1806), celebrating Napoleon.
Thomas Moore (1779-1852)
Irish poet and biographer, author of the
Irish Melodies (1807-34),
The Fudge Family in Paris (1818), and
Lalla
Rookh (1817); he was Byron's close friend and designated biographer.
Sir Thomas Charles Morgan (1780-1843)
English physician and philosophical essayist who married the novelist Sydney Owenson in
1812; he was the author of
Sketches of the Philosophy of Morals
(1822). He corresponded with Cyrus Redding.
Cecilia Mostyn [née Thrale] (1777-1857)
The youngest daughter of the brewer Henry Thrale and his wife Hester Thrale [Piozzi]; in
1795 she eloped with John Meredith Mostyn (1775-1807) from whom she later separated.
Emperor Napoleon I (1769-1821)
Military leader, First Consul (1799), and Emperor of the French (1804), after his
abdication he was exiled to Elba (1814); after his defeat at Waterloo he was exiled to St.
Helena (1815).
Emperor Louis Napoleon (1808-1873)
Son of Louis Bonaparte, king of Holland; he was emperor of France (1852-70).
Rt. Hon. William Yates Peel (1789-1858)
The son of Sir Robert Peel, and brother of the PM; one of Byron's Harrow schoolmates,
after attending St. John's College, Cambridge, he was MP, and Lord of the Treasury (1830,
1834).
Hester Piozzi [née Lynch] (1741-1821)
Poet, diarist, and friend of Doctor Johnson; in 1763 married 1) Henry Thrale (1728-1781)
and in 1784 2) Gabriel Mario Piozzi (1740-1809). She contributed to the Della Cruscan
volume,
The Florence Miscellany (1785).
Count Luigi Porro Lambertenghi (1780-1860)
Italian nobleman sentenced to death by the Austrians; after taking refuge in Britain he
fought in the Greek war of independence before eventually returning to Italy in
1840.
John Russell, first earl Russell (1792-1878)
English statesman, son of John Russell sixth duke of Bedford (1766-1839); he was author
of
Essay on the English Constitution (1821) and
Memoirs of the Affairs of Europe (1824) and was Prime Minister (1865-66).
George Thynne, second baron Carteret (1770-1838)
The son of Thomas Thynne, first Marquess of Bath; he was educated at St. John's College,
Cambridge and was a Tory MP for Weobley (1790-1812).
George Gordon Byron, sixth Baron Byron (1788-1824)
Don Juan. (London: 1819-1824). A burlesque poem in ottava rima published in installments: Cantos I and II published in
1819, III, IV and V in 1821, VI, VII, and VIII in 1823, IX, X, and XI in 1823, XII, XIII,
and XIV in 1823, and XV and XVI in 1824.