My Friends and Acquaintance
        William Hazlitt XVI
        
        
          
        
        
          
        
       
      
      
      
      
     
    
    
    
    
    
     XVI. 
    HAZLITT WITH HIS INTIMATES.—WILLIAM HONE, THE
                        PARODIST.—HIS AMIABLE CHARACTER.—EVENINGS AT THE SOUTHAMPTON.—THE FORCE OE IMAGINATION. 
    
     If I were required to name the person among all Hazlitt’s intimates in whose society he seemed to
                        take the most unmingled pleasure—or I should perhaps rather say, with whom he felt himself
                        most at ease and “comfortable”—I should say it was the late William Hone, author of the celebrated
                        “Parodies,” &c. With almost everybody else Hazlitt
                        seemed to feel some degree of restraint on some point or other. With some (as with
                            Northcote for instance) he seemed to feel
                        himself bound to listen more than he liked to listen; with others he felt called upon to
                        talk more than it pleased him to talk. With one class of persons—the professed literati of
                        the day—he tried to shine; with another class—the opposite of the ![]()
                        above—he tried not to shine, but, on the contrary, to be and to seem
                        not a whit superior to those about him. In the company of females, whoever they might be,
                        or of whatever class—even with those few who were uniformly kind and cordial in their
                        reception and treatment of him, and of whose respect and good-will he could not reasonably
                        doubt—there was always apparent a dash of melancholy and despondency; and also a resentful
                        feeling, which showed itself from time to time, not in anything he said, but in the fearful
                        expression which used to pass across his face, and which he never even attempted to
                        suppress or conceal—an expression that can only be described by saying that it gave the
                        look of an incarnate demon’s to a face that, in the absence of that look, indicated
                        the highest and noblest attributes of the human intellect and character. In speaking of
                        this look, I may remark that, though no obvious cause was ever
                        apparent for it, I never remember to have once observed it without being able immediately
                        to assign the cause, even though I may inadvertently have given it myself—for it was ![]()
 always something touching more or less remotely or nearly the personal condition and circumstances of the man; and I might add, it
                        was almost always connected with one of three topics—the downfall of Napoleon—the abuse of some deserving writer from party
                        motives—and (in the case where females were present) in reference to the passion of Love.
                        On each of these topics there existed a morbid part in Hazlitt’s
                        mind, which no one—friend, foe, or perfect stranger—could touch, or even approach, without
                        exciting a feeling of mingled agony and resentment, that showed itself as I have just
                        described. These topics were strings in the noble instrument of his mind which had been so
                        early and violently overstrained, that nothing could ever restore them to their healthful
                        temperament, or cause them to give out tones capable of making anything but “harsh
                        discords,” or music the pathos of which was lost in the pain. 
    
     But in the company of females, the dreadful look I have spoken of (for such
                        it was) used to come over Hazlitt’s face much
                        more frequently than at any other time; because ![]()
 the great source of
                        those agonized feelings which called it forth was connected with that habitual and almost
                        insane fear I have before alluded to, that no woman could look upon him without a feeling
                        of mingled terror and distaste at least, if not disgust. 
    
     If I have been tempted to notice more at length than it may seem to deserve
                        this singular feature in Hazlitt’s social and
                        personal character, it is because it was fraught with an almost painfully pathetic
                        interest, that has perhaps never been equalled, either in kind or degree, even in
                        fictitious narrative, except in that divine Eastern story of Beauty and
                            the Beast. 
    
     It has been my lot during the last fifteen years to associate more or less
                        familiarly with a large proportion of the most intellectual men of an age which perhaps
                        deserves to be characterised as the most intellectual that the world ever knew; and I
                        confess that no part of such intercourse has connected itself with more perfectly pleasant
                        recollections and associations than do the three or four evenings that I remember to have
                        spent with ![]()
                        Hazlitt and Hone, in the little dingy wainscoted coffee-room* of the Southampton Arms,
                        in Southampton Buildings, Chancery Lane. There, after having dreamed and lingered at home
                        over his beloved tea from five or six o’clock till ten or so at night,
                            Hazlitt used to go every evening, for years, to take his supper
                        (or dinner, as the case might be) of either cold roast beef or rumpsteak and apple tart;
                        for he rarely tasted anything else but these—never by choice, unless it were a roast fowl,
                        a pheasant, or a brace of partridges, when his funds happened to be unusually flourishing.
                        And there you were sure to find him, in his favourite box on the right-hand side of the
                        fireplace, sitting (if alone) upright, motionless, and silent as an effigy, brooding over
                        his own thoughts, and, at the same time, taking in and turning to intellectual account
                        every word that was uttered by the few persons who used at that time habitually to frequent
                        the house, and to most of whom he was known; at the same 
  * Since (as I have hinted in a previous section, see vol. ii. p.
                                317), “improved from off the face of the earth,” for all
                                purposes of old local association.   | 
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 time, casting furtive glances at the door every time it gave
                        intimation of opening, partly in the hope, partly in the fear, that the in-comer might be
                        some one of his own particular intimates, who came there, as he knew, solely to seek him. 
    
     I say that he looked for a companion under these circumstances with a mixed
                        feeling of hope and fear. In fact, it was always a moot point whether Hazlitt liked better to be alone with his own thoughts and
                        imaginations, or interchanging them with those of other people; nor do I believe that he
                        himself could ever have decided the point satisfactorily to himself in any given case. But
                        when accident decided it, the result seemed sure to be the right one—always provided the
                        party disjoining him from himself did not happen to be one of those three or four unlucky
                        individuals towards whom he felt a sort of constitutional antipathy—as some men do to cats.
                        But such was his humane sense of the forbearance and toleration we owe to each other, and
                        his delicate consideration in exercising these, that even the persons in question were sure
                        to go away with ![]()
 the impression that they had made themselves
                        peculiarly agreeable to him. And even if the truth happened to be so exactly the other way
                        that he could bear the infliction no longer, the worst he used to do was to plead illness
                        (as he safely might—for this sort of thing disturbed his whole system for a day or two),
                        get up, and go away to the theatre—begging they would come and sit with him some other
                        night! 
    
     There was something in the social and intellectual character of William Hone peculiarly suited to the simple, natural, and
                            humane cast of Hazlitt’s mind—using the latter epithet in its broad and general
                        sense, as implying a sympathy with all the qualities of our nature—its weaknesses no less
                        than its strengths. His manner (I speak of him when in Hazlitt’s
                        society—where alone I was accustomed to see him) united the most perfect freedom,
                        familiarity, and bonhommie, with that delicate deference and respect
                        which the extraordinary intellectual powers of Hazlitt were calculated
                        to excite in all who were capable of duly appreciating them. He also never failed to keep
                        Hazlitt in that active ![]()
 good-humour with himself which was so
                        indispensable to his personal comfort, and to that of all who conversed with him. And he
                        effected this by a species of flattery which is not merely innocent in itself, but is the
                        just meed of high intellectual superiority, and is never withheld from it but by those who
                        either envy its pretensions or dispute them; a flattery which consists in the instant
                        recognition and allowance of any new light thrown upon the topic of converse, or any false
                        one dispelled, in place of that petty and paltry disputation for disputation’s sake
                        which is the miserable characteristic of all ordinary English conversation—even of that
                        which formally claims that name; in short, that flattery which consists in the delighted
                        admission and reception of the Truth the instant it is made apparent to us, instead of the
                        dogged denial of it on that very account, and because we ourselves have hitherto been blind
                        to it, or have seen its semblance in error and falsehood. 
    
     There was also about Hone a buoyancy
                        and joyousness of spirit which, wherever Hazlitt met
                        with it, acted upon his memory ![]()
 and imagination in a beautiful and
                        affecting manner. Himself the very type of intellectual dejection and despondency, the mere
                        sight of the opposites of these in others, instead of aggravating the malady, as it does in
                        most cases, utterly dispelled it for the moment, and made him feel, not joyous himself, but
                        as if he could become so if he chose by the mere force of those fine sympathies with his
                        fellow-beings which kept the constitutional melancholy of his temperament from sinking into
                        that fatal disease which it so often assumes. For the effect I speak of was not a mere
                        association of ideas, carrying him back in imagination to the time when he himself was
                        buoyant and happy; it was a complex action, arising, as I conceive, chiefly out of his deep
                        and universal sympathies with human nature, but modified and blended, no doubt, by and with
                        his unconscious recollections of that period of his life when “he too was an
                            Arcadian.” It was an association that not merely “played round his
                        head,” but “touched his heart” also. 
    
     In illustration of this sort of complex association of ideas, and its
                        effect upon a ![]()
 mind made up, like Hazlitt’s, of almost equal proportions of our intellectual and our
                        sentient natures, I will here refer to a simple fact that many of his associates must have
                        observed as well as myself, and which never occurred without exciting in me an interest
                        almost painful, yet blended with a peculiar and touching pleasure, precisely corresponding
                        with that which we derive from unexpected touches of nature in lyrical or pastoral poetry.
                        I have already stated that, from the time of my first acquaintance with him,
                            Hazlitt had been a determined water-drinker. No temptation ever
                        induced him to transgress his rule of life in this respect; the only rule he ever
                        prescribed to himself, or could have been likely to keep if he had. But this rule had been
                        imposed upon him by the moral certainty that his life would be the cost of neglecting it;
                        for, in the early part of his literary career in London, he had been led into an
                        intemperate use of stimulants, which had at length wholly destroyed the healthful tone of
                        his digestive organs, and made the utmost caution necessary to prevent those attacks, under
                        one of which he died. 
    
    
    
    
    
     Of course, in our evening meetings at the Southampton and elsewhere, a
                        glass of grog, or something of the kind, was not wanting to give that social flavour to our
                        table-talk which was one of its most pleasant qualities. Indeed, Hazlitt himself could never bear to see the table wholly
                        empty of some emblem of that “taking one’s ease at one’s inn,”
                        which was a favourite feeling and phrase with him; and immediately his supper-cloth was
                        removed (for his corporeal enjoyment on these occasions was confined
                        to the somewhat solid but brief one of a pound or so of rump steak or cold roast beef), he
                        used to be impatient to know what we were each of us going to take; and, as each in turn
                        determined the important point, he would taste it with us in
                        imagination. It was his frequent and almost habitual practice, the moment the first glass
                        was placed upon the table after supper, to take it up as if to carry it to his lips, then
                        to stop for a few moments before it reached them, and then smell to the liquor and draw in
                        the fumes, as if they were “a rich distilled perfume.” He would then put the
                        glass down slowly, without uttering a word; and ![]()
 you might sometimes
                        see the tears start into his eyes, while he drew in his breath to the uttermost, and then
                        sent it forth in a half sigh, half yawn, that seemed to come from the very depths of his
                        heart. At other times he would put the glass down with a less dejected feeling, and exclaim
                        in a tone of gusto that would have done honour to the most earnest of gastronomes over the
                        last mouthful of his actual ortolan, “That’s fine, by
                            G—d!” literally exhilarating, and almost intoxicating, himself with the bare
                        imagination of it. He used almost invariably to finish this movement by falling back into a
                        brief fit of dejection, as if stricken with remorse at the irreparable injury he had
                        committed against himself, in having, by an intemperate abuse of a manifest good, for ever
                        interdicted himself from the use of it; for no man ever needed more the judicious use of
                        stimulants, or would, if he could have borne them, have found more unmingled benefit from
                        them. But to him that which could alone have medicined his mental ills, was nothing less
                        than deadly poison to his body. 
    
    
    William Hazlitt  (1778-1830)  
                  English essayist and literary critic; author of 
Characters of
                            Shakespeare's Plays (1817), 
Lectures on the English Poets
                        (1818), and 
The Spirit of the Age (1825).
               
 
    William Hone  (1780-1842)  
                  English bookseller, radical, and antiquary; he was an associate of Bentham, Mill, and
                        John Cam Hobhouse.
               
 
    Emperor Napoleon I  (1769-1821)  
                  Military leader, First Consul (1799), and Emperor of the French (1804), after his
                        abdication he was exiled to Elba (1814); after his defeat at Waterloo he was exiled to St.
                        Helena (1815).
               
 
    James Northcote  (1746-1831)  
                  English portrait-painter and writer who exhibited at the Royal Academy; he wrote a 
Life of Titian (1830).