The Life and Correspondence of Robert Southey
Robert Southey to Grosvenor C. Bedford, 17 January 1812
“My household is affected with a complaint which I take
at this time to be epidemic,—the fear of ugly fellows. In Mrs. Coleridge, perhaps, this may have
originated in her dislike to you, but the newspapers have increased it. Every
day brings bloody news from Carlisle, Cockermouth, &c.; last night half the
people in Keswick sat up, alarmed by two strangers, who, according to all
accounts, were certainly ‘no beauties,’ and I was obliged to take
down a rusty gun and manfully load it for the satisfaction of the family. The
gun has been properly cleaned to-day, and woe betide him who may be destined to
receive its contents. But, in sober
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truth, the ugly
fellows abound here as well as in London; we are indebted for them partly to
the manufactories at Carlisle, and partly to that distinguished patriot
——, who encourages the importation of Irishmen. I am
looking for a dog, and I want you to provide me with more convenient arms than
this old Spanish fowling piece. Buy for me, therefore, a brace of pistols, the
plainer and cheaper the better, so they are good; that is, so they will stand
fire without danger of bursting. Sights and hair-triggers may be dispensed
with, as they are neither for show nor for duelling. And I have leave from my
governess—nay, more than that, she has desired me—to send for Think of that, G. C.
B.!!!—think of that!—designed by her to give the alarm
when the ugly fellows come. But oh, Grosvenor, the
glorious tunes, the solos and bravuras, that I shall play upon that noble
musical instrument before any such fellow makes his appearance.* God bless you!
Grosvenor Charles Bedford (1773-1839)
The son of Horace Walpole's correspondent Charles Bedford; he was auditor of the
Exchequer and a friend of Robert Southey who contributed to several of Southey's
publications.