Memoir of John Murray
John Wilson Croker to John Murray, 11 January 1818
Our friend Sepping* says, “Nothing
is stronger than its weakest part,” and this is as true in book-making as
in shipbuilding. I am sorry to say your Register has, in my opinion, a great
many weak parts. It is for nobody’s use; it is too popular and trivial
for the learned, and too abstruse and plodding for the multitude. The preface
is not English, nor yet Scotch or Irish. It must have been written by Lady Morgan. In the body of the volume, there is
not one new nor curious article, unless it be Lady Hood’s ‘Tiger
Hunt.’ In your Mechanics there is a miserable want of
information, and in your Statistics there is a sad superabundance of American
hyperbole and dulness mixed together, like the mud and gunpowder which, when a
boy, I used to mix together to make a fizz. Your Poetry is so bad that I look
upon it as your personal kindness to me that you did not put my lines under
that head. Your criticism on Painting begins by calling West’s very pale horse “an
extraordinary effort of human genius.” Your
criticism on Sculpture begins by applauding before-hand Mr.
Wyatt’s impudent cenotaph. Your criticism on the Theatre
begins by denouncing the best production of its kind,
‘The Beggar’s
Opera.’ Your article on Engraving puts under the head of Italy
a stone drawing made in Paris. Your own engraving of the Polar Regions is
confused and dirty; and your article on the Polar Seas sets
human knowledge. To be printed
uniformly with the Quarterly Review. The price by the year will be £2 2s.” |
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out with
the assertion of a fact of which I was profoundly ignorant, namely, that the
Physical Constitution of the Globe is subject to constant
changes and revolution. Of constant changes I never heard, except in
one of Congreve’s plays, in which
the fair sex is accused of constant inconstancy; but
suppose that for constant you read frequent. I should wish you, for my own particular information, to
add in a note a few instances of the Physical Changes in the Constitution of
the Globe, which have occurred since the year 1781, in which I happened to be
born. I know of none, and I should be sorry to go out of the world ignorant of
what has passed in my own time. You send me your proof “for my boldest
criticism.” I have hurried over rather than read through the pages, and I
give you honestly, and as plainly as an infamous pen (the same, I presume,
which drew your polar chart) will permit, my hasty impression. If you will call
here to-morrow between twelve and one, I will talk with you on the subject.
Yours,
William Congreve (1670-1729)
English comic dramatist; author of, among others,
The Double
Dealer (1694),
Love for Love (1695), and
The Way of the World (1700).
John Wilson Croker (1780-1857)
Secretary of the Admiralty (1810) and writer for the
Quarterly
Review; he edited an elaborate edition of Boswell's
Life of
Johnson (1831).
John Murray II (1778-1843)
The second John Murray began the
Quarterly Review in 1809 and
published works by Scott, Byron, Austen, Crabbe, and other literary notables.
Benjamin West (1738-1820)
American-born historical painter who traveled to Europe in 1760 and was one of the
founders of the Royal Academy in London.
Matthew Cotes Wyatt (1777-1862)
English painter and sculptor, youngest son of the architect James Wyatt (1746-1813). He
made his reputation with the cenotaph for Princess Charlotte in St George's Chapel,
Windsor.
The Quarterly Review. (1809-1967). Published by John Murray, the
Quarterly was instigated by Walter
Scott as a Tory rival to the
Edinburgh Review. It was edited by
William Gifford to 1824, and by John Gibson Lockhart from 1826 to 1853.