You will be sorry to hear that Douglas has had bad
228 | MEMOIR OF THE REV. SYDNEY SMITH. |
Lady —— is unwell, and expects to be confined in February. The public is indebted to every lady of fashion who brings a fresh Whig into the world.
It is a long time since you wrote to me; the process by which I discover this is amusing enough. I feel uneasy and dissatisfied; the turnips are white and globular—no blame imputable to the farm—no Dissenters, no Methodists in the parish—all right with the Church of England; and after a few minutes’ reflection, I discover what it is I want, and seize upon it as the sick dog does upon the proper herb.
I know —— never spares me, but that is no reason why I should not spare him; I had rather be the ox than the butcher.
Write to me immediately: I feel it necessary to my constitution; and I am, dear Lady,