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The Autobiography of William Jerdan
William Gifford (attrib.) The Sign Painter, published 1828
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Vol. I. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Introductory
Ch. 2: Childhood
Ch. 3: Boyhood
Ch. 4: London
Ch. 5: Companions
Ch. 6: The Cypher
Ch. 7: Edinburgh
Ch. 8: Edinburgh
Ch. 9: Excursion
Ch. 10: Naval Services
Ch. 11: Periodical Press
Ch. 12: Periodical Press
Ch. 13: Past Times
Ch. 14: Past Times
Ch. 15: Literary
Ch. 16: War & Jubilees
Ch. 17: The Criminal
Ch. 18: Mr. Perceval
Ch. 19: Poets
Ch. 20: The Sun
Ch. 21: Sun Anecdotes
Ch. 22: Paris in 1814
Ch. 23: Paris in 1814
Ch. 24: Byron
Vol. I. Appendices
Scott Anecdote
Burns Anecdote
Life of Thomson
John Stuart Jerdan
Scottish Lawyers
Sleepless Woman
Canning Anecdote
Southey in The Sun
Hood’s Lamia
Murder of Perceval
Vol. II. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Literary
Ch. 2: Mr. Canning
Ch. 3: The Sun
Ch. 4: Amusements
Ch. 5: Misfortune
Ch. 6: Shreds & Patches
Ch. 7: A Character
Ch. 8: Varieties
Ch. 9: Ingratitude
Ch. 10: Robert Burns
Ch. 11: Canning
Ch. 12: Litigation
Ch. 13: The Sun
Ch. 14: Literary Gazette
Ch. 15: Literary Gazette
Ch. 16: John Trotter
Ch. 17: Contributors
Ch. 18: Poets
Ch 19: Peter Pindar
Ch 20: Lord Munster
Ch 21: My Writings
Vol. II. Appendices
The Satirist.
Authors and Artists.
The Treasury
Morning Chronicle
Chevalier Taylor
Correspondence
Foreign Journals
Postscript
Vol. III. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Literary Pursuits
Ch. 2: Literary Labour
Ch. 3: Poetry
Ch. 4: Coleridge
Ch 5: Criticisms
Ch. 6: Wm Gifford
Ch. 7: W. H. Pyne
Ch. 8: Bernard Barton
Ch. 9: Insanity
Ch. 10: The R.S.L.
Ch. 11: The R.S.L.
Ch. 12: L.E.L.
Ch. 13: L.E.L.
Ch. 14: The Past
Ch. 15: Literati
Ch. 16: A. Conway
Ch. 17: Wellesleys
Ch. 18: Literary Gazette
Ch. 19: James Perry
Ch. 20: Personal Affairs
Vol. III. Appendices
Literary Poverty
Coleridge
Ismael Fitzadam
Mr. Tompkisson
Mrs. Hemans
A New Review
Debrett’s Peerage
Procter’s Poems
Poems by Others
Poems by Jerdan
Vol. IV. Front Matter
Ch. 1: Critical Glances
Ch. 2: Personal Notes
Ch. 3: Fresh Start
Ch. 4: Thomas Hunt
Ch. 5: On Life
Ch. 6: Periodical Press
Ch. 7: Quarterly Review
Ch. 8: My Own Life
Ch. 9: Mr. Canning
Ch. 10: Anecdotes
Ch. 11: Bulwer-Lytton
Ch. 12: G. P. R. James
Ch. 13: Finance
Ch. 14: Private Life
Ch. 15: Learned Societies
Ch. 16: British Association
Ch. 17: Literary Characters
Ch. 18: Literary List
Ch. 19: Club Law
Ch. 20: Conclusion
Vol. IV. Appendix
Gerald Griffin
W. H. Ainsworth
James Weddell
The Last Bottle
N. T. Carrington
The Literary Fund
Letter from L.E.L.
Geographical Society
Baby, a Memoir
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1.
Two strangers through the town were walking,
Of this and that at leisure talking—
Till, half their journey o’er,
One of them for a moment stood,
And, fill’d with most amazement, view’d
The sign at Taprell’s* door.
2.
“Dear sir,” said he, “I lately heard,
(And much the dismal tale I fear’d,)
That painting was declining:
But was mistaken, I believe;
And for my comfort I perceive
There’s no such need of whining.


* An innkeeper, who had for his sign “The Rose and Crown,” very rudely drawn.

ORIGINAL—W. GIFFORD. 113
3.
“For proof of this, lift up your eyes,
And with agreeable surprise,
Confess yourself convicted;
For such the beauty of these lines,
Where so much skill and beauty shines,
It can’t be contradicted.
4.
“Here Rubens, Teniers, Steen and Stella,
Mast own themselves outdone.
Their feeble efforts can no more
Compare with this than dross with ore,
Or Luna with the sun.”
5.
Came by a man: “Friend, tell us, do,
This famous painter’s name that drew
‘The Rose and Crown’ so noble.”
He bow’d: “Then hark ye, gentlemen,
If I must tell you flat and plain,
’Twas done by Daniel Dobell!
6.
“A greater wonder I’ve to tell;
Daniel, though he can paint so well,
A carpenter by trade is:
Many a hog’s stye hath he rear’d;
And he can make, as I have heard,
New limbs for jointed babies.”
7.
O, Daniel, for a moment lend
Thine car to an officious friend—
Who, if he might, would choose
A subject for thy second piece
Unknown to Rome or ancient Greece,—
Then pray attend the muse.
8.
With shades and lines—long, short, big, small,
Display the beggar’d prodigal,
A-feeding with the hogs:
If that wont do, then—(let me see)—
Why let thy second painting be
Daniel amid the dogs.
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9.
First for thy pallet I advise
That thou dost make (’twill well suffice)
Thy drawing-board of deal;
Then, secondly, thy glue-brush take—
’Twill a most noble pencil make,
By lessening of its tail.
10.
Thy glue-pot to a paint-pot change,—
Nor think the metamorphis strange,—
And when that thou hast done it,
Suppose thy leather apron gay
To be a piece of canvass grey,
And draw thy portrait on it.
11.
Let Taprell have our praises too;
To him our thanks are justly due,
For raising from the ground
Where he obscurely grovelling lay,
And bringing to the face of day
A genius so profound.
12.
Hail! Daniel hail! of parts sublime,—
And do not spend thy precious time
In shoving saw and plane:
Throw those vile, cramping tools away;
Commence a painter—and we’ll say
That Raphael lives again!